Cartoon: Academy of own Ashibok, or Brothers Pilots save Russia. Page 2

If you review my lectures twenty times, then you will be happy. And if you do not reconsider, then you will be in misfortune! In my opinion, great!

I'll tell you what ... sorry. It’s impossible, I’ll be a creep, it’s impossible to pull imported economic models onto our, damn it, Russian reality. I’ll tell you this: dear, in fact, a hell of a lot and more! I checked it myself and even chose one of them ... well, it doesn't matter. The way is still one, one way. He was also taught in this, well, like her ... at school x2. He was also written in this, like him ... well, a French biologist, well, a bearded ... Karl Marx! In-in. This path is the creation of a surplus product! The product must be added, not diminished. Sorry, but there is no way to add it ... to hell, only interest in adding it, with such power, no one has. I said everything!

- What are you ?! We have here, a temple of science, not a furniture factory!

- This is their miracle. The Chinese make substandard goods on purpose. And since we don't do anything, we have to buy them. It is called “fast turnover”.

- Tsuryup, dear! Well, tell us about your miracle!
- Oh, yah-yah, my name is Ain.
- And me Zwei. We support the holding.
- Order, the whole economy rests on us.
- I don't understand anything, but where is Dry?
- Oh, if Dry comes, the American Ain jusival caput system comes into effect.
- Colleague, I think they are mocking us. Dear auf wiedersehen, Ain, Zwei.

- Ok, our system is as simple as my song. It is based on the revolver of the Colt system.
- Allow me, what place in your system does a person occupy?
- Sorry, the man is here. The entire Colt system works for it.
- Here's the capitalist, damned. And if I disagree!?
- Hmm, good question. For dissenters we have a special place (cemetery), pleas
- Wait a second, dear, what's the miracle?
- Just moment lady and jentelmen, the miracle is that the revolver is not our man. Our man controls the revolver. We have achieved that others work for us.
- Who?
- Yes, anyone, that's for example you.
- Me? Yes, I'm not for any money...
- That's right not for what, but for our money. Here's a hundred dollars, wipe off the board.
- X6
- Colleague, hold on.
- ... Schas, found a fool!
- We agree!
- Well, I found it. Not you, so others. One, two, three... beautiful, 150 million.
- Good Bay, America!

- This is not the people, colleague, in this case, this is a visual aid. I just want to remind you and everyone else that at the last lecture we put ourselves and everyone, in the hall, above the state. This is done in all civilized countries where the interests of the state are subordinated to the interests of man.

- Oh, Chief, what is it?
- It's a bullet, colleague. Where did you get it?
- Yes I have them in bulk in my stomach. You want to give it to you.
- Thanks, colleague, I think I have enough of my own... Well, that's it, colleague.
- Oh, chief, how are we going to now...
- And we won't now, colleague.
- Why isn't that? What about my bun, movies, dates? I don't want to, Chief.
- And it will. But, colleague, you can be proud that you suffered for idei.
- Sorry, but what was the "ideya"?
- Ideya, a colleague, was as follows: on our bitter experience to show everyone what we are not looking for there! For example, our leading economists are looking for ways out of the crisis. But for some reason, it's not there all the time. Neither there. And there is only one way, but not this one. We'll always have time here.
- Hi, you look good.
- She's a famous actress.
- Don't be distracted, colleague. Before looking for a way out, it is necessary to thoroughly study the situation.
- With arrival, my children. Go out.
- Oh no, Grandpa, no. We're down. Down to the first floor.
- Don't linger. We will be glad to see you.
- Later, dear. Later! We have a lecture now!

Great, colleague, now take a gun and guard, while I’m busy with setting up the dog ... Colleague, you’re not on the parade, you are guarding the people's property. Try to be casual.

Where does the Motherland begin.

- And how many cartridges should there be in the Mauser to finally be heard?

Well-e, brother, what are you, grabbed the Mauser-yo? What, in childhood, the Bolsheviks have not played enough? Work your head, work your head! When the solution was not delivered to me at the construction site, what am I grabbing for a gun? I work with my head! I'm screaming with her! Well, where is your mother's solution !? The work is worth it! And that's it! My superiors only understand this language, and these (policemen, deputies, ministers) also understand. I answer, what do they write there? The laws? Here you are - this is their law! That the salary was good for everyone, in law! In order not to take extra taxes, into the law! And that's it! ...

- Colleague, come to your senses, the Mauser is not our methods! Besides, do you know how much a banal aspirin costs now? I'm not talking about bandages and green stuff.

- How is that why? x2 Fuck knows why. Let's better ask an intelligent person.