Cartoon: Academy of own Ashibok, or Brothers Pilots save Russia. Page 1

- What is the name of the economic program for the transition from the Kingdom of crooked rubles to the Kingdom of straight rubles, if we called it a financial constitution?

- Well, sorry, bluebow, I'm tired of figuring out where you're drooling, where you're crying. What's up this time?
- This... it's despair, Chief! Deaf, black despair!
- You know, colleague, if you were Beethoven and even a Negro, I would understand this. Well...
- Chief, I need money today! Well, where, where to get them!?
- Relax x2, colleague, the program provides it! She will make it so that the bank will give you the money for this. And not some Western-pro-Western, but ours, native, Central...
- [put on a black mask, took a revolver in my hand and put two copies of the program on my torso, as armor] Thank you, Chief, you gave me back my taste for life! Can you tell me the address of the Central Bank?
- Wait, colleague, what are you going to do?
- (Like what?) x2 I want to use your program. And since it protects me from bullets, I can safely go to take money from the Central Bank!
- The program is not fomka or dynamite! It does not allow you to rob, but gives you the opportunity to do business!
- Yes, sorry, Chief, but I'm just suggesting you go to work!
- Please, here's the case, in accordance with the program: take a loan from the bank and produce slippers, rivet samovars, blow bottles for beer or milk!
- Chief, yes, if I take a loan from the bank, then with their interest they themselves will come to me in the same form in which I was now going to go to them!
- Stop! Let's first agree that in this form no one else goes to anyone. [things put on Yuri disappear] And as for bank interest, I have already said: read the program, we will reduce them!

It's a shame, it's a shame for the state! In fifty years the Germans have built a powerful state at home! These pedantic burghers for fifty years, little by little, raised their standard of living! And today it is the richest nation in the world! And it's all about goals and objectives. We can do it even faster. I think, well, in fifteen or twenty years! But let's understand that we are not a gang, but a nation, and our own interests coincide with the interests of the country! And everything will work out!

- No, colleague, this is not a fantasy, but just the first point of the economic program!

Not immediately everything will settle down, double, triple!
More than once everything will be covered with a copper pipe!
Snows are blocked. All the little frostbitten!
Again, carelessly we on the rake of the crowd:
Alexander, Nicholas, and Volodya remember!
Behind Joseph and Lyonya, Borino's face is visible!
Whatever it was in the beginning, that they did not promise!
Our bright path was turned into a dead-end ring!

- Nichrome is not sweeter to itself! How much sweeter! Under this program, you will buy a house today, and you will give it back while living in it! Haha, let's go!

- No ... Slowly. And it's sad.

- ... So let's see what the proposed program gives it. Point One: Tax Cuts.
- Oh, Chief, what did you do?
- Hmm, I don't know yet. Point two: Reduction of the discount rate of the Central Bank to five percent.
- Chief, awesome! You see, it became easier for her (Russia) to breathe!
- What's easier, I understand, but what is a "lower interest rate" is not quite.
- Aa, it doesn't matter, chief. You just read, read!
- Third point: Real indexation of debts.
- Oh, that's not at all clear about indexing.
- But now everything is clear to me, colleague! With these points we prepare the ground for the prosperity of our Motherland, because the grass does not grow on the asphalt!
- Next, on, on!
- Then I enter the last fourth point: fixing all stages of the program in the law and giving them the status of a financial constitution.

- Not in the sixth century, but in the last, sixth, lecture. Themselves then said: We are all citizens of Russia, in the sense, its shareholders, and if one of the deputies we hired, that is, the directors of the company, does not cope, then we deal with them.

We do not set a clear-cut task for our government. Our health is the level of people's well-being! And who is interested in this today? Which of the leaders is puzzled by this? Our officials are not striving for power in order to think about it, therefore they are busy with their apartments, dachas and pockets, and we are silent. You have to shout, brothers-rabbits! To knock, call and hammer into their brains the main task - the level of well-being!

- Look, the distance from Earth to the star Aldebaran, so to speak, is several thousand light years. The question is: how to fly there, so to speak?
- No way! People don't live that long!
- No, I... You can shorten the distance, like this. So, and now, in fact, everything is in order. It's aldebarans, so to speak, invented... the curvature of space, you know?
- What kind of curvature is this? It's straightening. That you stared at me like Aldebaran at the new gate?
- Oh, chief, but respected rams think big. The same can be done here. Oh, I'm bending Russia, oh my mother, I'm twisting it.
- I'll twist you! There are people here!

I have just removed the patient's appendicitis. It would seem a trifle. But, in the beginning, I made a diagnosis, then I fully examined all the organs and only then, after that, I operated on. The body, darlings, is a complicated thing: if you cut it right away, as some of my colleagues do, the patient can give up his hooves. It's the same in economics. The problem must be solved in a complex. The main thing is not to harm. True, for this, our economists have at least knowledge and a little conscience. And experience will come. Of course, I am not a specialist in overcoming the crisis, but I understand that the level of thinking of managers who should be able to cope with this difficult task should be above average, yes. Try to find such thinking, try to think not flat, but three-dimensional, gentlemen, and then you will finally see the overall picture.

- Stop! I will not allow the children to be mocked! Make your own, in the beginning, and then scoff. So, everything is clear to me. Have you written down all your flat thoughts? Everyone! | Now tear it up! Break it and forget it! But remember, we will never create a surplus product in this way. So we will only have what we have!

- Oh, to rhyme! Here's another flat thought. Let's write it down too.