Character: Science Fiction

- Look, the distance from Earth to the star Aldebaran, so to speak, is several thousand light years. The question is: how to fly there, so to speak?
- No way! People don't live that long!
- No, I... You can shorten the distance, like this. So, and now, in fact, everything is in order. It's aldebarans, so to speak, invented... the curvature of space, you know?
- What kind of curvature is this? It's straightening. That you stared at me like Aldebaran at the new gate?
- Oh, chief, but respected rams think big. The same can be done here. Oh, I'm bending Russia, oh my mother, I'm twisting it.
- I'll twist you! There are people here!