Author of quotes: Julia Slovachevsky

Met two robbers demanding for gold. Took the soul, driving them across the meadow. <...>. On the third round of the men did not go, changed his mind and crawled into the bushes complaints about disrespectful young people, leaving the memory of the axe. I was glad, that they are successfully attacked.

How imperfect life! When I hold all the cards - she suddenly decides to play chess!

Why is everything that is good in life is either illegal or immoral or leads to obesity?

Folk wisdom says: the woman loves ears, a man - eyes, dog - nose, and only the rabbit is what it should be...

In essence, endless I kind, gentle, compassionate and polite girl. Solely therefore you will not kill, but only injure.

And, the two deaths will not happen, but one can not escape!

Imagine the bat, who flees in panic across the floor, dodging the gambling Lady, armed with a broom, and even covering themselves with wings in the rear? Oh, sorry, I wasn't there.

- Your Majesty, - touched my hand grandpa, attracting the attention, please be calm.
- I am calm like a boa constrictor on a pack of dust! said, setting up a staring contest with a pious.

Priest: "Willy dilly! Willie washed! Willie Dili!"
Assistant: "Ladies Willie, tram, Willy, dilly-dilly!"
Maidens: "And then, and then! Hadaba-Hadaba-sadaba!"
- Be gone, evil spirits! Where am I? - Rubbed his eyes with his hands, making sure the reality of the situation. - Why so much smoke?.. Nicotine harm the complexion. Oh, that stinks!
My deranged state spotted the priest. Walking up to me and arms akimbo with one hand, he polozil in my face a bunch of feathers and menacing he bawled:
To Mahavite - these damn!
- Ahchoo! These damn! immediately I agreed, looking at him with loving eyes. - And repeatedly!
To Mahavite! - contentedly roared the man and brought his barrel organ on the new: Willy dilly! Willie washed! Willie Dili!
Hands off Willie. - I screamed, unable to bear the humiliation of himself and his Willy, who had been considered a close friend.

How wrong people... One appointment, one is accidentally thrown the way, in time a helping hand - and it can be changed. All. Unchanged only death. It's the final frontier through which we pass in the last hope to find harmony and peace. But who knows, do we find it?

- If you were not our wife, I would let you out in that condition in front of the troops. And we would have won all the wars. Bloodless.
One? - I was curious, coming in a good state of mind.
- The rest of you not hold a candle, he assured me blue-eyed. - They would have followed you until you showed the "path of Suvorov", "path Susanin" and "damn, another hole!".

Now I know why the dinosaurs went extinct... They just don't know how to smile.

- About insignificant, not worthy of my highest attention prepodobna ass, experiencing my noble and unearthly patience, crawling at the foot of my semi-divine throne and puffing in two holes! - (This is from myself, but the meaning was coming!) - How dare you tell me such wonderful similar to the lightest petal of a flower, comparable only with the beauty of the lights of heaven, eclipsing the light of the sun by day and decorating the moon Shine at night?! - (Maybe you should get about flashlights?..)
Maoli astonishment opened wide narrow eyes, which led me to the following thought:
- Open your eyes, unworthy of a cross between a donkey and a hyena with a rhinoceros, and answer me! (What the hell am I saying?)

Imagine the bat, who flees in panic across the floor, dodging the gambling Lady, armed with a broom, and even covering themselves with wings in the rear?