Book: To marry not to attack, or we need It?

- About insignificant, not worthy of my highest attention prepodobna ass, experiencing my noble and unearthly patience, crawling at the foot of my semi-divine throne and puffing in two holes! - (This is from myself, but the meaning was coming!) - How dare you tell me such wonderful similar to the lightest petal of a flower, comparable only with the beauty of the lights of heaven, eclipsing the light of the sun by day and decorating the moon Shine at night?! - (Maybe you should get about flashlights?..)
Maoli astonishment opened wide narrow eyes, which led me to the following thought:
- Open your eyes, unworthy of a cross between a donkey and a hyena with a rhinoceros, and answer me! (What the hell am I saying?)