Character: Zach



- What is the relationship between the court ladies and celibacy?
- Video! Awkward waving, I brushed on the face of the demon-sleeve shirt with cufflink. - Both acts on the nerves...
№ 250148   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:38
Suspicious mom is not so bad. The real trouble is the mother, which is boring.
№ 208485   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 11:31
When I was small I believed in Santa Claus, and Jesus Christ, and in spontaneous combustion, and the Loch ness monster. Now I believe in science, statistics, and antibiotics.
№ 208484   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 11:31
Most Facebook entertains me endless rejection of my mother's friend requests.
№ 208483   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 11:31
Judging by my wall, I am the center of everyone's attention. In ancient times people prayed for each other, but now they desperately "likes" and "comments", as if competing, who more.
№ 208482   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 11:31
- Why are you here? What has changed?
- J.
№ 146517   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 18:51
When I'm afraid to say what I wanna say, language breaks down all nonsense...
№ 133505   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 13:13
In love as in war.
- So you told him that!?
I'm just strengthened his faith in himself...
- I so many years it was destroyed!
№ 130601   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 21:44
Cody, what are you saying Zach?
- I'm sorry you sprinkled with flour.
- Zach, what are you saying Cody?
I'm sorry you're my brother.
№ 130599   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 21:44
Welcher really dangerous, plus can be very touchy, as is characteristic of all the mentally unstable beings, be it humans, vampires or someone else. And offended the Supreme vampire... ugh...
№ 128860   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 19:51
Zack: Dolphins smarter than humans will.
Leonard: Certainly smarter than some.
Zack: Maybe we'll do an experiment and find out?
Sheldon: It's pretty easy. We will need a large tank of water, a Hoop jump and a bucket of some treats for your taste.
Zack: (seriously) something I did not catch...
Leonard: (comforting) Well, you're not a Dolphin.
№ 104441   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:00
Welcher, stop him!
- No!
- Why?!
- According to religious beliefs, I'm never going to prevent mass slaughter!
№ 101905   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 07:40
Sometimes silence is much more eloquent than words. When you have someone to keep silent...
№ 100759   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 03:43
- Cut the rope.
- Nuts? She may fall and hurt someone.
- I'm willing to risk it.
- No. Need to come up with something smarter.
- You think, and I'll go get the scissors.
№ 86930   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:04
- I'm 10 minutes watching you cry.
- And why didn't you Wake?
- And on TV beggar.
№ 56162   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:00