Character: Carrie

- If a creature walks like a duck, looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it's a duck.
- And speaking as an asshole, looks like an asshole, then he's an asshole.

I don't understand, Carrie. I gave Richard all his heart... Why he began to date another?..
- It's simple: the affirmation of the penis when the penis is not paying proper attention, he has to prove to himself that he can still make a groan woman, and not the one he was used to you, but unknown.

- 10 am.
- Why?!
- I didn't think so good morning: birds chirping, the smells on Hollywood Boulevard... don't want to start running in the morning? Let's run?
- Are you stoned or something? I don't run in the morning!
- Well please.
- You saw what my Breasts?
- Yes, good.
Of course it is! Do you know why? Because I don't run in the mornings, damn it!

- Let me ask you this. Do you think when we both have a smoke when you get to know each other, you will agree to be my "not wife" and live with me legally "not married" to the end of his days? Do you agree?
- Yes!

In love as in war.
- So you told him that!?
I'm just strengthened his faith in himself...
- I so many years it was destroyed!

- What's all the yelling about?
Mr. and Mrs. Martin figure out the relationship.

Cody, what are you saying Zach?
- I'm sorry you sprinkled with flour.
- Zach, what are you saying Cody?
I'm sorry you're my brother.

This man is a monster! He likes to fuck woman in the ass, and then he says give it time!

I don't want to quarrel with you, mother, ' said Carrie, with a breaking voice and with difficulty forced himself to continue. But I want you to free me up to live my life. Your -- your I don't like.

From the wall of Christ looks -
Cold as stone, far.
Christ loves me, she says.
But why am I so lonely?

- Aren't you married? Like did you told that your wife died.
Died. And then I had the audacity to marry again. I am loving, just a nightmare. What, are you jealous?
- No! Of course not! Just... it's weird. You're dead...

- What did you do to him, bastard? You gave me your word don't bite!
The vampire snorted.
And do not bite!
- Then what is he doing in your bed?
L ERT picturesquely curved eyebrow:
Well... I taught him how to embroider a cross. All night.