TV series: Californication (Californication)



Every time I take something seriously, it ceases to bring joy.
7 Season 10 Series
№ 371994   Added Viker 10-06-2019 / 13:34
It is very difficult to see the difference between those who have a good heart, and those who want to always win.
3 Season 4 Series
№ 371993   Added Viker 10-06-2019 / 13:34
Your life is not destroyed, it is only waiting for you to come and revive her...
3 Season 11 Series
№ 371992   Added Viker 10-06-2019 / 13:33
The word "unattractive" makes the person who said "unattractive".
9 Season 5 Series
№ 319168   Added MegaMozg 10-03-2018 / 11:05
Morgue... Killed someone - then our concern)
3 Season 8 Series
№ 312922   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2018 / 19:08
- Are you okay?
- I'm working on it.
1 Season 1 Series
№ 263481   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 09:33
- Hank, how are you feeling?
- Well, since you asked... I feel as though the Lord lifted me up with his bare hands, then put me on the canvas of rusty nails, lifted my legs over my head, tied me up and stuck. No vaseline, no grease, no nothing not even polonevich. Then the bastard took the helmet of Darth Vader, put on this helmet myself at the end and whacked me on the tonsils, and he destroyed my beautiful virgin ass, my sweet brown rosebud, and then pulled out, cum on my Tits, wiped his dick on the curtains and left me to die.
6 Season 2 Series
№ 252699   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 11:59
You're an analog guy in a digital world, right?
1 Season
№ 217512   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:18
Life us ***ecki raped. But she'd done it before. In the ass. Throwing the legs out behind the ears. Without a drop of grease. But we are always left with a smile. You know why? Because we are carefree tarts.
№ 213541   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:01
One false step and you lick ass.
2 Season 2 Series
№ 190678   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:46
My whole life is an attempt to "be better" tomorrow.
7 Season 3 Series
№ 176138   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 18:39
- We've met before.
Rick, since when is fucking like chinchillas and blowing coke off the Asses for each other is called to meet?
3 Season 3 Series
№ 171742   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 15:33
Before good contract making me wet... Oh, Yes, I flowed water like the fucking Ganges.
3 Season 3 Series
№ 171740   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 15:33
... I will file a complaint against you for what I got.
№ 171738   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 15:32
The hole is always a hole.
6 Season 1 Series
№ 171736   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 15:32