TV series: Californication (Californication). Page 8

- Your assistant makes me want to touch myself in obscene places. She has a tattoo lower back, you know what that means?.. She loves in the ass!
Really?
- I noticed that the tattoo on the tailbone - a sign of the tendency to promiscuity.
- I don't know...
- Her nose pierced!
- What? This means that she loves in the nose?

Hey, look at the clock... the hour hand shows "go" and the minute "fuck it". Well, that second no, really!?

You look at me as if I want to fuck your cat.

Another Sunny day in hell.

- What do you need?
Well, peace in the middle East, a two-hour orgasm...

Oh, and it would be better if I could suck myself, Priputina while the melodies of the Beatles, but until I reached such heights of skill.

Don't tell me what I need. My whole fucking life people tell me what I'm doing wrong. I'm always a wanker ***any. But I look around and see that everything are bigger Dicks than I do.

You know, very nice of you to say that all ends well. But if people can't keep their promises and keep all the spoils, in the end, I think there is nothing else, how to tell him: "Go ***". Or something like that...

OX is fucking ridiculous.

Says the man who fucked me!
- It was an accident.

- You smell like pussy.
- Thanks!
- You smell like sex!
- Thank you...