Character: Charlie Runkle

- You lie to me?
- Only if it's not illegal...
- Yes, your job is to lie, asshole.
- There will not argue.

- Charlie, can you get me an iPad?
- Of course, if you talk to the Samurai.
- ***ear you asshole! Did you know?
- Sluchay you ectopic and sosredotochenno, but no lump can not hear all the genital - sheets!

I was an adult!.. Once... Just a little degraded.

Feeling like an asshole. Big, important palugamam.

- Hank, don't ***and!
Are you asking for the impossible, my love.

Bitches don't like it when you fuck other bitches and when you call them bitches - Zaruba it on your nose.

- So that's why you came home early? For the sake of cocaine?
- Well, serialchik view.

I know what you're talking about. My whole life flashed before my eyes like a video on rewind. And you know what, that was pathetic.
- I believe you.

- Sorry I'm late, just...
- Just...
- Not yet invented.

- Vodka with cranberry juice.
Gay.
I can't drink like you, okay? I need something sweet to swallow the medicine.
- Faggot, faggot, faggot.

- What are your plans?
I don't know, I thought to start the morning with a couple of toast and half a grapefruit, then take a notebook and write ten pages and then to run... Or score at all, jerk off and sleep.

- Oh, we're not Dating. Just fucking.
Really?
- One time only.
Yes no ***I. I gave you two blow jobs in one night. And you lick me like it was your Mama.

- Your assistant makes me want to touch myself in obscene places. She has a tattoo lower back, you know what that means?.. She loves in the ass!
Really?
- I noticed that the tattoo on the tailbone - a sign of the tendency to promiscuity.
- I don't know...
- Her nose pierced!
- What? This means that she loves in the nose?