TV series: Californication (Californication). Page 1

She was one of those whom you meet, when still too young, and ruin everything, because there is still a whole life.

- How are you?
Seven shades of shit.

We say in unison: "Fuck you need?"

- I would like to extend our sincere apologies. My behavior that night was horrible, despicable, reprehensible. I screwed up, I have no words.
- For a guy who has no words, you talk too much.

Cynical anyone may be, dare to be optimistic.

In life you meet people that inspire you, and you lift them to the rank of mythical beings, endowed with magical properties, and they may be just a stepping stone to something bigger and better.

We are too desperate to feel something, and can only fall into the arms of each other and fuck until the end of days.

What is marriage if not an opportunity to make fun of others?

I think we made a mistake when I let love go, and then put a huge amount of effort that it would continue to go. We gave up.

I love women. I have all their albums.

The ability to feed a man makes a woman half as appealing and increases the breast size by one size.

- I have creative constipation.
- You have to let the cash be your laxative.

Have a good time. Bring me a t-shirt that says "My daughter went on a trip around the country with her mother and her mother's new boyfriend, and I only got this kounopetra". It's a long shirt, but you bring it to me.

The guy never kissed? Here is the number! You're a hooker, or what? They never kiss, just like the Marines. A great title for gay porn, "Marines don't kiss".