TV series: Californication (Californication). Page 2

You're beautiful to ugliness. Just didn't want you to know that.

It's all good. I'm sick of my life and from myself, but I'm not upset.

I would not completely honest if I said that I was not interested to shag a Scientologist.

- You lie to me?
- Only if it's not illegal...
- Yes, your job is to lie, asshole.
- There will not argue.

You have such beautiful hair I want to cut them off and sleep on them!

- Charlie, can you get me an iPad?
- Of course, if you talk to the Samurai.
- ***ear you asshole! Did you know?
- Sluchay you ectopic and sosredotochenno, but no lump can not hear all the genital - sheets!

Don't want me to climb under a skirt - do not talk dirty.

You know, if you relax for a second and stop so hard to find a life partner, then maybe one morning you'll Wake up next to him.
You know maybe if you just relaxed for half a second and stopped looking so hard for the appropriate life mate, then you might wake up one morning next to one.

My wonderful daughters. I'm writing you a letter, Yes, old-fashioned letter is a lost art as Masturbation, shit. I want to admit, at first I don't particularly like, you were annoying, a little lump, you smelled, almost always, but I don't seem too interested in what I, of course, was offended. You two mom was against the whole world. Yes, some things do not change. So I hung out, did business, played the fool and didn't understand how can change a person's children. I don't remember exactly when everything changed, just know that it happened. Recently, I was impenetrable, nothing cling, and here my heart already bursting out of your chest and shatters into pieces. Love for you is the deepest, strong and painful experience of my life. The truth is, I can barely stand it. As your father, I gave a silent vow to protect you from the world. And even could not think that'll be the one hurting you the most. When I think about it, my heart groans. I can't imagine that you ever talk about me with pride. How is this possible? Your father, a child in a man's body, he is experiencing everything at once and not really about anything. ... With noble thoughts, it's time to change something and why then give up. Everything is too dark.

I'm not good enough to get from the Lord?

This man is a monster! He likes to fuck woman in the ass, and then he says give it time!

- What are you reading now?
- What am I reading?
- What lies at the bedside?
- Interesting question... a bottle of beer, cigarettes... and accomodator.

Sometimes you need to throw out all the dregs, to make room for the good.

You and I have had women who loved us. And we pissed away.