Character: Ilona
Met two robbers demanding for gold. Took the soul, driving them across the meadow. <...>. On the third round of the men did not go, changed his mind and crawled into the bushes complaints about disrespectful young people, leaving the memory of the axe. I was glad, that they are successfully attacked.
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MegaMozg 23-06-2017 / 20:06
How imperfect life! When I hold all the cards - she suddenly decides to play chess!
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MegaMozg 23-06-2017 / 19:21
Why is everything that is good in life is either illegal or immoral or leads to obesity?
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MegaMozg 23-06-2017 / 19:18
Folk wisdom says: the woman loves ears, a man - eyes, dog - nose, and only the rabbit is what it should be...
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MegaMozg 23-06-2017 / 19:15
In essence, endless I kind, gentle, compassionate and polite girl. Solely therefore you will not kill, but only injure.
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MegaMozg 23-06-2017 / 19:09
And, the two deaths will not happen, but one can not escape!
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MegaMozg 23-06-2017 / 19:03
- No, I don't understand - with feigned indignation exclaimed Ilona. - Why there is no method of suicide: lie in the bath with rose petals, drink a glass of strawberry juice, eat chocolate and die from bliss?!
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MegaMozg 19-04-2017 / 14:36
- Dirty flies threaten trouble! - instructive said the sister, repeating word for word the contents of the medical poster in my office. Misspoke: - Wash your flies before eating!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:26
- Ilona! - risible snorted the thief. - Be serious! It affects your life.
- Great-awda? trustingly I clapped eyelashes. Not from blood sugar or cholesterol? Not from street accidents and local bandits... injuries? And gravity? So I seriously mummy of Pharaoh Tutankhamun!
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:26
Cursed traitors of bad words, I plopped down next to the barrel, is not to go for seconds, and continued purposefully to get drunk. Why? Because I began to turn sour. And in order not to turn sour, should sour! So I booze from the heart in one soul.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:26
Once in the trap the hands, sighed, and told the world:
- "Here we are! - said little Red riding Hood and scratched his hairy chest."
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:26
Fortunately, all went well, and we got to the throne, where Conrad settled at ease, surveying all from above. And then I remembered: "our hero Sits on the edge of the bowl like a mountain eagle on the top of Caucasus."
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:26
- What you specifically do not like? - asked the man.
- Everything! You seem to think that chicken is not a bird, woman is not man.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:26
The old lady looked at me like I told her something very indecent. And with such disapproval, like an old Lomonosov, which drunk College students brought to the lab to re-open formula of alcohol.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:26
Came up with a quote from the movie: "And if you want, I will knock, and it will be a purple spotted?" I would be right now with enormous pleasure someone pseudobulweria and ass punished from the breadth of the Russian enigmatic soul. Sorry, can't even reach up a little short, but yell - a sacred thing.
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:26
