Cartoon: The adventures of superheroes: Frosty battle (Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight!)



It looks natural...
- What are you looking for?
Camera. We probably got into a show... "Christams stupid pranks" or something like that.
- Why can't you just believe in Santa Claus?!
- The better question is, why are you so believe it, baby!
- A memory. One of the best that I have... My parents were paleontologists. Spent a lot of time to dig. Lived in tents. The place was small, so the toys were a luxury. One day I lost my pet. I was scared to tell my parents, so I asked Santa to give me a new one. The next morning I Wake up - our tent has turned into a jungle, and toy dinosaurs everywhere! We spent the whole day there, just playing... I Have still kept all those dinosaurs.
- When I was little, was obsessed with airplanes. Never been to one, but loved them. One day I'm asking Santa for the newest model F-15. But never got it. Instead, I got tickets to the Airshow, which I was lucky enough to sit in the cockpit of a real F-15! When I decided to become a pilot.
- When I was a kid, I loved baseball. But I was very weak, so I was not invited to play with the kids on my street. When I wrote to Santa, I asked for toy. Only asked for a chance to play. Got a new bat and ball that my family could not afford. And then I was called to play. I was terrible! Couldn't throw, catch or hit... But I loved every second of the game!
Okay. Then I'll finish the relay. I was six when I told my father that I don't believe in Santa Claus. Dad offered to write Santa what I did. I wrote Santa and asked not to give gifts. All I wanted is proof that he exists. After the holidays, the letter was returned unopened, and on the envelope was written: "unable to deliver". And I tore it up and threw it away. Here's my proof. There is no Santa.
To believe do not need proof!
- Perhaps you no, baby. But I'm a scientist to the bone, always have been. I don't believe in Santa, until you see it.
№ 346463   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 23:05
All ready for a test flight?
The sky looks clean. And the wings of your helmet like horns, if you squint.
- .?!
№ 346462   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 23:04
- I am still in disbelief.
- For what?
- Why is the sleigh? Why deer? And why all the gifts to be delivered in one night?
Well... It's the holidays...
And do you like it?
- Like? I love Christmas! Want to know why?
Yes. That's what I'm asking you to explain for several hours!
Okay. That's why Christmas is cool... did You hear about Santa, right?
- You're kidding, right, Hulk?
- Okay, just to make sure... So, there is a Santa Claus and gifts... which, of course, love children... Whatever. And that Santa... He can fly. And the gift can be anything - a toy pony... a real pony... or something else, not necessarily a pony!.. Better start all over again. While there will continue!.. Now, there is a Santa Claus and there are still gifts... did I already say that? Don't remember... There are songs... cookies... bells... sweaters... pine... big socks... snowmen... pie... And then - boom! - the next morning, and you're sitting on the new pony!
- It didn't help at all, the Hulk.
№ 346460   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 23:02
- What are the chances that this thing really takes us to Alfheim?
- Well... one Hundred percent.
- The probability to reach Alfheim is seventy-eight percent.
- ...
- What if round, in principle, one hundred percent. [whispers] it's not fair, Jarvis! We agreed to use fuzzy math!
- I used the math, sir. You added fuzziness.
№ 346458   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 21:08
- I can not understand... If you think it's pointless, why help?
- Because I'm always right, and prove this is my debt!..
- Or you have plans for the holidays.
№ 346457   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 21:07
- What is your device there?
We're looking for Santa, and you ask whether there is my device?
Okay. You have tested it?
- Of course! The first phase of testing has begun... right now.
№ 346454   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 21:04
Heimdall will not open the Bifrost for such mortal nonsense!
No problem. We don't need your rainbow bridge. We have my inter-dimensional-carrying-gate-bridge-thing-magic!.. Yes, I know the title needs work.
№ 346452   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 21:02
- It may seem funny, but Santa Claus is not a joke!
- No? Jarvis, can you give us a short course on the physics of Santa? And easier.
- With pleasure. For simplicity, assume that the Earth's two billion children. According to statistics, on average, in one house - three and one-half of the child, so Santa needs to visit five hundred seventy one million houses in a single day, or over thirty-one hours given the time zones and rotation of the Earth. For this you will need to visit five thousand one hundred sixteen houses per second at a speed of six and a half kilometers per second. Further, the amount of the gift...
- That's enough Jarvis. The point is that this is impossible. I knew it as a child.
№ 346094   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 17:07
Prize for Santa! Funny.
- ...
- The truth! Just me and the Torah to be funny? Come on! You can't be serious?
Does it look like I'm kidding?
No, but you always look like that.
№ 346093   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 17:06
- That was a very risky plan.
- The big risks - big rewards! The only game worth playing.
- You might be worth it. He didn't.
That's what I like about you, stars and stripes: your glass is always half full. Yogurt.
№ 346092   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 17:05
- Don't tell me again you used my personal bath!
I like your shampoo. Smells like candy canes.
- Candy? Hulk, it's not a shampoo! It's a cream... for legs...
- Still like.
№ 346091   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 17:04
- He'll be fine, he's a crowd of dinosaurs in one person! You know who else had that kind of ability? Dinosaurs! And look how it ended for them!..
- Oh, no. Bad example.
№ 346090   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 17:03
- Something you really picking on him. He demonstrated courage, is also good.
- Only if it is accompanied by brains.
- Oh, don't be so glum, Cap! He stood against Loki and still here. That's like a gold star.
- Does the young captain took "no" for an answer? Any of us young.
- No, we have all made mistakes. But I'm trying to help him avoid them!
- Learn from mistakes. We studied.
№ 346089   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 17:02
- I'm still punished for something that flew to Loki alone?
Is not punishment. This is a practice that you ever could join us. And this will not happen if you don't learn to work in a team.
- I tried to tell you! I just... wanted you to believe in me. I decided that if I caught Loki - boom! and I'm in.
But it is impossible to act alone, when you're part of the team. Why you on the bench.
№ 346087   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 16:11