Character: Thor Odinson

NubMaster, it's Thor, remembered? Well, the one that God of thunder! So, either you abruptly leave the game, or I abruptly fly up to your house, go down to the basement where you sat down, pull out your hands and put them in your ass! Run, run, cry dad, suckle!

- Thor! Cool!
That's what everyone loves him? Who is rich, handsome and smart?
- Like hair.
- Hair say? Do not roll the beard?

- No, it can't end like that, Jane foster. We need more time.
- Then let's not waste those bits that we have.

- Second, a second! In General, what kind of weapon is it?
- That he would kill Thanos.
And maybe we all get like this?
- No, mortals it is beyond our control. The body will crumble to dust, posadnitsa mind.

- What have you done?
His head was demolished.

Thor, seriously, ask anyone - coats sucks!
Said Avenger in short pants.

Tor, you always grumble that science creates monsters and then some set of imaginary countries we froze the entire planet!
- Do you wish to continue this topic? How many times have we fought with what came out of the laboratories?!
I don't remember. But remember your Charmer almost ruined the whole team. Twice! And who was the guy with the axe? Asgardians? Oh, right, I remember he wanted to cut off my head!
- Amor and Skerdi paid for it.
Oh, so you're personally acquainted with them! Great! Maybe create a team... "Magic crazy"?

All ready for a test flight?
The sky looks clean. And the wings of your helmet like horns, if you squint.
- .?!

- I am still in disbelief.
- For what?
- Why is the sleigh? Why deer? And why all the gifts to be delivered in one night?
Well... It's the holidays...
And do you like it?
- Like? I love Christmas! Want to know why?
Yes. That's what I'm asking you to explain for several hours!
Okay. That's why Christmas is cool... did You hear about Santa, right?
- You're kidding, right, Hulk?
- Okay, just to make sure... So, there is a Santa Claus and gifts... which, of course, love children... Whatever. And that Santa... He can fly. And the gift can be anything - a toy pony... a real pony... or something else, not necessarily a pony!.. Better start all over again. While there will continue!.. Now, there is a Santa Claus and there are still gifts... did I already say that? Don't remember... There are songs... cookies... bells... sweaters... pine... big socks... snowmen... pie... And then - boom! - the next morning, and you're sitting on the new pony!
- It didn't help at all, the Hulk.

Heimdall will not open the Bifrost for such mortal nonsense!
No problem. We don't need your rainbow bridge. We have my inter-dimensional-carrying-gate-bridge-thing-magic!.. Yes, I know the title needs work.

So... this film is about the fake Avengers... with you as... their leader?
I know, I know. But not all write like Shakespeare, right?

It was my first time in Los Angeles and it's all I see here is a huge tube and evil robots.
- Well, basically, is all that can be seen in Los Angeles.

- And you can do it without a hug?
Is the hug that saves your life.
- Then I would rather die!
- As I am.
- Stop whining and embrace! Your life depends on it!

- Thor, what's with the hair?
- Some old pervert obkarnali.
- Looks good on you.