Character: Rocket Raccoon (Rocket Raccoon)



- I'm not a raccoon.
№ 460367   Added Viker 10-01-2024 / 13:50
- And I told you a million times: I’m not a raccoon!
№ 460361   Added Viker 10-01-2024 / 13:49
- No, you are cybernetically projected to be an idiot!
№ 405793   Added MegaMozg 24-10-2020 / 00:12
Something broke? Hit until it works again.
№ 404062   Added MegaMozg 17-09-2020 / 04:09
- Quill stole a stone of power from Moraga.
Is a person?
Morag is the planet quill - man.
- Direct the planet? Live in space?
- Oh dear, you're like a puppy. Glad every bone. Puppy wants to space walk around the space he wants. I'll organize.
№ 368860   Added MegaMozg 05-05-2019 / 20:34
- What have you done?
His head was demolished.
№ 368615   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2019 / 01:05
So, who's first time in space?
*Steve, Natasha and rhodey raises his hands*
- What?
- I may throw up on the ship - will not forgive.
№ 368614   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2019 / 01:04
- What is it?
- Moping. They say all failed. Well summed up, but again, show me who's did not disappoint.
- Oh, sorry. Until then, I thought you were plush.
Quote Explanation: The Avengers discuss the implications of clicking Thanos
№ 368612   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2019 / 01:02
- Nidavellir exist? Seriously? I thought it was a legend! A world where the most deadly weapon in the Universe! Hey, take me with you, you will not regret.
- That Rabbit knows! Obviously, he is the smartest.
- "Rabbit"?
- Only dwarf Eitri will be able to forge I need a weapon... I Guess you're the captain?
- You have a good eye.
- Oh noble warrior, you will not accompany me Nidavellir?
- Just ask permission from the captain. Oh, wait, that's me! Yes, it is easy.
- That's nice!
№ 331648   Added MegaMozg 04-07-2018 / 03:06
In short, do as follows: we have two ships and a large assortment of clowns. We fly with Groot with an angelic pirate, clowns and flying to Oblivion to intercept Thanos.
№ 328521   Added MegaMozg 10-06-2018 / 19:10
- I am Groot!
- Groot, stop it! From pot two inches, and behave like a rotten hollow!
№ 325950   Added MegaMozg 16-05-2018 / 03:06
- So the brother is dead, right? Yeah, the enemy does not want.
Him to die not in the first. Although, this time, everything seems real.
Your father and sister too...
- All dead.
But at least mom is? Alive?
- Killed by a dark elf.
- Best friend?
- Struck down in battle.
№ 325940   Added MegaMozg 15-05-2018 / 23:38
- How much the gun will give?
- Not for sale.
- And a hand?
[Barnes turns and walks away]
- Go, go, still my will.
№ 325502   Added MegaMozg 12-05-2018 / 12:06