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- The zoo and dinosaurs are there?
- No. They died out a long time ago.
- Why did they die?
- Ate each other to the last.
- And the last?
- The last died of hunger because no one else was there.

I know it's your party, but I would like to reduce the number of weirdos that will be there from the Museum.
- How anthropologists to invite will not only fellow dinosaurs.

... children love dinosaurs due to the fact that these giant creatures - the embodiment of incredible power and ultimate power. Dinosaurs subconsciously associate them with the image of the parents. It's the perfect symbolic parents - mysterious, alluring and frightening. And kids truly love them like you love your parents.

- Guess what happened to me at work?
- Dinosaurs died a million years ago?

- You know, Lobanov, what a dinosaur's brain was a walnut?
- And che?
- Well, che? This fact should cause you jealousy.

If everything that happened in the history of the cosmos condensed into a single time scheme to a day, we can say that the Earth arose in the evening. Dinosaurs appeared around midnight. And mankind exists only for the last two seconds.

Ross, what have you got?
- New pager.
- What the hell paleontologist pager?
- And suddenly a state of emergency in the dinosaurs: "we will help, we died!"

I thought these guys died out...
- Then a very angry Ghost!