Comic: Cyanide and Happiness (Cyanide and Happiness)
“Awful idea! I tried it once - it didn't work.
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Viker 29-04-2021 / 11:22
- Anyhow.
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Viker 29-04-2021 / 11:22
- Not in a row, but 90 days in a lifetime.
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MegaMozg 13-04-2021 / 21:51
- I know.
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MegaMozg 13-04-2021 / 21:48
- Look, these are my children.
- Oh, huh? Look at mine.
- It's just money.
- To the point!
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MegaMozg 13-04-2021 / 21:45
- Gentlemen, incomes have fallen. We need to cut costs.
- Don't worry, Chief. You can count on us. Together we will cope! Remember: there is no "I" in the word "team".
- Yes, but "I" is in the words "fired" and "you".
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MegaMozg 13-04-2021 / 21:42
- Well, nobody saw.
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MegaMozg 13-04-2021 / 21:39
- Or ... you live fast!
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MegaMozg 13-04-2021 / 21:36
- Joe, this is the hottest level, because the heat rises up. You would know this if you were preparing for exams.
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MegaMozg 07-04-2021 / 23:12
- Completed! You have three wishes.
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MegaMozg 02-12-2020 / 17:00
- I won't!
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MegaMozg 02-12-2020 / 16:51
- Well done, five ... five years of your studies were paid in vain.
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MegaMozg 02-12-2020 / 16:48
Contrary to popular myth, what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas. You have gonorrhea.
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MegaMozg 02-12-2020 / 16:45
- No, I hate these dudes.
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MegaMozg 02-12-2020 / 16:42
- Ha-ha, seals, ***!
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MegaMozg 27-10-2020 / 11:54
