gentlemen [Theme]



I confess, I deceived women, but in relation to the Russian government I have always been a gentleman.
№ 464757   Added Viker 19-03-2024 / 12:38
Gentlemen, I'm lecturing. Why, you ask? Two different things: what I know and what I don’t know. I sell drugs and give thoughts. Come and listen. Science is calling you. Prick up your ears well; if they are small, not much truth will fall into them; if they are large, a lot of stupidity will enter into them.
№ 457560   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 11:51
- Smoking is harmful! Do you see how skinny I am? It's from smoking.
- Smoking is harmful! Do you see how skinny I am? Its from...
№ 456914   Added MegaMozg 23-09-2023 / 07:54
Now he will give up his watch and head ashore. <...> Well, there is a respectable and quite revered American passport in a neutral country, a train ticket to Calais, a coastal steamer... As the crown of all labors, a not-so-modest pension and a small house in West Sussex... He didn’t think of it: when gentlemen prefer not to leave traces, the five-hour retarders work within three minutes, so the officer who planted the infernal machine in the powder magazine of the newest battleship “Prince Potemkin-Tavrichesky” was one of the first to die. There are no traces left. And the pension and house in West Sussex, carried out according to the appropriate documentation, will not be lost, but they will go to a gentleman more worthy of the property.
№ 456742   Added MegaMozg 14-09-2023 / 10:30
Good afternoon gentlemen. Well, the whole team, sir. As promised. The people are weak. Doesn't know about the sea. I'm just surprised how mothers let them go to sea.
Good afternoon gentlemen. Well, the whole team, sir. As...
№ 455546   Added MegaMozg 06-08-2023 / 11:48
A decent person cannot even die without money.
№ 449196   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2023 / 23:39
There were gentlemen and sailors in the fleet of Charles II, but sailors were not gentlemen and gentlemen were not sailors.
№ 442011   Added MegaMozg 10-07-2022 / 00:54
Nani would definitely not put a blade of grass on her tooth, as prostitutes do in the port - just as thoughtlessly. No, she would give this action an impossibly elegant shade - no matter whether it's slyness, mischief, violation of outdated norms - it is important that the gesture would have the atmosphere of Nani.
№ 438360   Added Viker 11-05-2022 / 11:01
The only unconditional rule is that a person who constantly talks about gentlemen is certainly not a gentleman.
№ 433336   Added MegaMozg 20-12-2021 / 03:03
Gentlemen prefer blondes but marry brunettes.
№ 433335   Added MegaMozg 20-12-2021 / 03:00
Romana's smile faded. Losing hope, finding it and losing it again is too painful
Quote Explanation: Romana was delighted to see the Doctor. However, after his words, I realized that he himself was a prisoner.
№ 429088   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 17:15
A true gentleman has no right to deny the obvious.
№ 420955   Added MegaMozg 17-06-2021 / 23:30
“You might be surprised, but gentlemen are usually the worst.
№ 418315   Added MegaMozg 02-05-2021 / 23:48
- Gentlemen, incomes have fallen. We need to cut costs.
- Don't worry, Chief. You can count on us. Together we will cope! Remember: there is no "I" in the word "team".
- Yes, but "I" is in the words "fired" and "you".
№ 416822   Added MegaMozg 13-04-2021 / 21:42