passport [Theme]

Now he will give up his watch and head ashore. <...> Well, there is a respectable and quite revered American passport in a neutral country, a train ticket to Calais, a coastal steamer... As the crown of all labors, a not-so-modest pension and a small house in West Sussex... He didn’t think of it: when gentlemen prefer not to leave traces, the five-hour retarders work within three minutes, so the officer who planted the infernal machine in the powder magazine of the newest battleship “Prince Potemkin-Tavrichesky” was one of the first to die. There are no traces left. And the pension and house in West Sussex, carried out according to the appropriate documentation, will not be lost, but they will go to a gentleman more worthy of the property.

- Not my dog, master's.

My daughter is already a teenager, she was not recently sold a book in a bookstore, because, it turns out, there is now an age marking and they require a passport. I thought: I will buy, but they also demanded a passport from me. As a result, they sat without books, watched Little Boys. In general, I think this is correct. It is necessary to observe, otherwise a teenager will suddenly come home, and he smells of books. Children will now gather at the shops and say: A

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I love these people, I believe in Russia!

I can make a bad boy a good weekend boy.

I got into a terrible situation last year, I got a hundred thousand dollars. I'm not showing off! The thing is, I bought a beer for a five-hander and lost my phone. And okay, if I lost only my phone, I also lost my passport. This is a terrible situation! I went to restore my sim-card, I come to the salon, they tell me: "Your passport!" I went to the State Services website to register my passport, and I was registered there by my phone number. As a result, I spent three days without a passport and a phone, as if I'm 14. The only plus, three days were very cool. Imagine, I was as free of scammers for three days. Nobody can get me. <...> Well, I have a passport. With a passport, I easily restored my sim card, I have been chasing with a passport for six months and I feel that it spoils me. I'm already a little bit like "not from here, you know?"
I bought cigarettes, they asked me for a passport and I was like: "I'm so sorry ... Check it". And there it was written: "Antipin Denis, urban-type settlement." I'm like, "Shit happens, yok-makaryok!"

I am offended that there are club photographers who earn twenty thousand per evening and poor fellows who take photographs for documents and receive 150 rubles a week. Why is it so unfair? The former take drunken club photos, and the latter take photographs for the most important documents. Imagine, his hand trembled, they did not recognize you in the photo, and then the border guards at customs will shove the whole ass over. And my question is, why are they taking four photos? The first for a passport, the second for a license, the third for a monument ... Who should carry the fourth?

The passport is given for a quarter of a century. Where does this belief in a paper brochure come from? I'm crying. Not all of my molars survived to twenty.

Antoshin: - Well, yes. If I had really shot him, it would have been funnier, of course.

On the long front of the compartment and cabins
the courteous official moves.
hand over passports.
To one passport - a smile at the mouth.
To others - the attitude is spitting.
Through the eyes of a good uncle,
without ceasing to bow,
take as if they take a tip,
Passport of an American.

I get
from wide leg
duplicate
precious cargo.
Read
envy,
I
citizen
Of The Soviet Union.

Currently, when I hear the attacks on our tactics in signing the Brest peace-side, such as "socialists-revolutionaries", or when I hear the remark of the comrade Lansbury made in conversation with me: "our English leaders of the trade unions say that the trade-offs are acceptable for them, if they were valid for Bolshevism", I respond usually first of all simple and "popular" comparison:
Imagine that your car is stopped by armed bandits. You give them money, passport, revolver, car. You get rid of a pleasant neighborhood with gangsters. The compromise there, of course. "Do ut des" ("give" you the money, weapons, car, "you gave" me the opportunity to leave while the going's good). But it's hard to find a sane man who would declare such a compromise "fundamentally unacceptable" or declared the person who has entered into such a compromise, an accomplice of the bandits (even though the bandits, sitting on the car, could use his weapons for new robberies). Our compromise with the bandits of German imperialism was such a compromise.

Documents.
- I have Diplomatique passport.
- Documents!