Stand Up (№ 429658)

I got into a terrible situation last year, I got a hundred thousand dollars. I'm not showing off! The thing is, I bought a beer for a five-hander and lost my phone. And okay, if I lost only my phone, I also lost my passport. This is a terrible situation! I went to restore my sim-card, I come to the salon, they tell me: "Your passport!" I went to the State Services website to register my passport, and I was registered there by my phone number. As a result, I spent three days without a passport and a phone, as if I'm 14. The only plus, three days were very cool. Imagine, I was as free of scammers for three days. Nobody can get me. <...> Well, I have a passport. With a passport, I easily restored my sim card, I have been chasing with a passport for six months and I feel that it spoils me. I'm already a little bit like "not from here, you know?"
I bought cigarettes, they asked me for a passport and I was like: "I'm so sorry ... Check it". And there it was written: "Antipin Denis, urban-type settlement." I'm like, "Shit happens, yok-makaryok!"