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Planning to jump out the window before you throw it out your passport: warn city officials about the seriousness of their intentions.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:48
- Where are you, Fyodor?
- Chief, my expired passport.. fake... Moldovan...
Quote Explanation: validation of the FMS in the restaurant
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 09:51
Nothing makes you feel younger, like loss of passport.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 13:45
The consultants "Avon" in the passport is smelling page.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 19:21
The headless horseman - the only one who is happy with their passport photo.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:24
Employees of the passport office Mr Medvedev and Mr Medvedev, Putin accused of malpractice.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:45
A man without a passport is like a corpse on vacation.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:43
The closer winter, the more we like his photo on the passport.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:53
It is always a passport to at any time to go anywhere. That is why he will not go.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:41
I have no real passport, I don't know how old I am, and I still think that I'm young.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:16
The fifth time I come to the document
I have all the time something there.
Photocopies, reference - strained nerves -
I came early, but again, not the first.
A long line of weary people...
All gradually become fiercely:
Each thought to spend a couple of minutes
But, looking at the clock, cursing and waiting.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:36
It is considered that a passport is a document which confirms our identity, but I think it reflects what you think about our personality others.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:22
He has no passport.
Over the last month, he managed to finish Harvard and Berkeley. So what passport he'll definitely get it.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:11
The passport of a man is his misfortune, because man must always be eighteen, and the passport and reminds that you may be living like an eighteen year old.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 11:15