Author of quotes: Don Aminado

Treat your wife like she's not your wife but someone else's.

When someone disgusts you, something you prove this is proof by contradiction.

Wife creates the climate, and the husband makes the weather.

If the birds have created a God, he would have wings; God of horses would be four-legged.

The leader comes from the people, but it will not be returned.

Try to seem younger than you are, but not younger than you think.

Not glancing at the clock, when you talk about eternity.

The height of popularity - this is when the whole world hates one person.

In a normal female biography - thirty years of the chronology, after thirty mythology.

A murder can only be explained by a yearning for hard labor.

A woman could forgive undeserved insult than fair criticism.

Talent is always possible to emulate. Genius and mediocrity inimitable.

When will be written the psychology of inanimate objects, then it will be clear that the water tap is dripping is not easy, but with boredom.

The first of April is the only day of the year, when taken each other to cheat. Because we all know that during the remaining three hundred and sixty four days it is accepted to speak only the truth.