Character: Viktor Barinov

Dim, I don’t have much time, I still have to shoot your noodles ...

- Dim, and you show her the price tag from the ring! It will be the most romantic!

- What money, Lyova? You are not in church. You will not be deceived. Then I'll give it.

Even friends have disagreements. But the beauty of friendship lies in the fact that if one friend is wrong, the second can always find the strength in himself to understand, to forgive, or something.

By the way, you know how exhausting it is.

Masterpieces are not served in tubs.

The rump! You're half an hour late! You two clients have lost their heartburn!

What should I do? To bring you to her bedroom and say, "Vick is Dima, he's a good, not old."

- The daughter, could you talk to a doctor, he will help you.
- My daughter don't need a shrink!
- You need it of course, but you will suffer.

- Admire. [Vika shows a flyer of the restaurant competitors]
- Oh, you made a promoter of the restaurant "Arcobaleno"? Tell your "Gibberish" that I'm not coming, I'm afraid of these terrible names. This is generally what the kidney disease?
- Arcobaleno is rainbow in Italian. I would in your place not so fun, in our backyard, after a week of open competition.
Ha ha, I'm afraid-I'm afraid the cafe "the rainbow" - will bankrupt us.
Ha ha ha, you would be in the WHC, you're so funny joke.
- Yes?
Yes. No, actually, no, you there age not pass. Better a "full House".

- Senya, what are you waiting for magic gnomes come sprinkled with cinnamon?
- Well, chief, just sitting there...
- "Just here, just here...", you yourself prostitut! Cripple...

- Have you booked?
- Angelina, you do that?! Don't you recognize me?
- I don't know you know or not.

- Yes, Vityusha, you're a long time regular chef was not working, unaccustomed to handle something work. Change defended and died?
- I didn't sleep well.
- You've passed, old man.
- I passed!
- Well, of course. Look at you, you're with tomato talk.