Character: Viktor Barinov. Page 1

Famous chef Paul Bocuse once said, "Life is a small kitchen where we prepare a dish called "happiness". In this kitchen we are our own chef, and only we can decide what ingredients we will add to our meals. It is important to remember that there is no universal recipe, so be creative, try something new. And maybe then, in the end, you will have to wait for the reward.

- Why a "statement" with a small letter?
- It's big!
- It looks like a little! Go rewrite!
- Are you kidding me? This is the third statement!
- Want to be a chef - learn to work with documents!

Children - it's like a favorite football team. Do you worry about them, and in response to a disappointment.

- Lev, as you can blurt out on the phone that I'm sick!?
But how was I to know that Elena can hear us? It's your phone!
Apparently, when you live with a woman, your phone is your phone!

- Mom, well, it's funny! Well, some of Olivier's inspector? This man threw eggs poached in rector!
- What? I am also a student engaged in any nonsense!
- Yes, and still continue!

Well, what do you see? Like cockroaches that mouse? This is normal in the kitchen.

- Nothing, you know, you're the prefect got nasty. Backfire!
- Come on! We have a democracy! A citizen has the right to insult another. The article... can't remember.
- Be rude to the prefect is not democracy, that's a terrible deal!

- Many people think snakes are very nice.
- Ales, you're so sweet.

- Don't want eggs teach the hen. He will be fine.
- Well, chief, what are you chicken? You are a cock.

Well, I straightened up, disabled?
- Yes, chief, and we are not invalids.
Apparently, if a person has no brain - he's disabled?
Yes.
- You see, the diagnosis is correct.

- I have toast.
- What a coincidence, I have the desire to drink.

- You promised not to call the winner invalid.
Yes, congratulations, cripple.

- Where is it written that this place is yours?
It's right there in huge letters was written: "the Icicles! Machine not set!". This is an appeal to all the icicles.

- Where are you?
In bout, you want me?
- No, thank you. I've never been there.
- Nothing, great place.