Character: Fedor Yurchenko

- Help is needed. We had a rat. In the morning I put them in a cooler, four cans of black caviar, and now there are only two. You take, of course, could not you just got here. Help to find the thief, huh?
- And I have no time.
- Well, you cooks know better. Which of them could?
- You head your thinking at all? Here are the super-professionals, I collected them all over Moscow! Anyone could.

- Don't want eggs teach the hen. He will be fine.
- Well, chief, what are you chicken? You are a cock.

- Chef!
- What do you want?
Tea wanted You to bring.
Where's the tea?
- To bring?!
- Went out.
- Realized.

- What the vinegar steal?
- Can I have children at home starving!
Yeah, vinegar please.

The ship, like a woman. No champagne, nothing happens.

Is grandfather Cyril, I swear to you.
- Calm down, it's just someone making a joke as we are.
- In the kitchen except we are no morons.

For our menu we need a new seasonal dish from Chef!
Chief, wait! You said that you will never come up with seasonal dishes.
- Seasonal only breaking the cats!

Later skedaddle when the shark eats the leg.

- Chief, you're an hour late!
- Remember, Fedya, not bad when the boss is late and when it comes before you.