Character: Arseniy Chugunin

- It's cool, but how much does it cost to order a song?

Sip my soup!

- Help is needed. We had a rat. In the morning I put them in a cooler, four cans of black caviar, and now there are only two. You take, of course, could not you just got here. Help to find the thief, huh?
- And I have no time.
- Well, you cooks know better. Which of them could?
- You head your thinking at all? Here are the super-professionals, I collected them all over Moscow! Anyone could.

- And no remorse for his pregnant wife to cheat?
- Yes, hurts, hurts... Sorry that last week didn't. There's seven thousand a day, it's at cost for three servings. I'd rather her use the money to buy something. The plasma in the living room or tent for fishing...

- Marin, you have in the family the twins were?
- No.
And I was not! And I'm already on the third website I read that if none of the parents in the family were not twins, they can't appear. This is simply impossible.
- Sen, you remember all who you were in the family? You won't even remember in the morning what wearing panties!

- Than her waffle iron did not like?..
- Well, she would still gave the rolling pin! Would immediately grab it and maybe learn to understand women!

- I'll say this: strength of materials easier to understand than Valentina.
- What is there to understand something? Valentina wedding dress tried on? So, want to get married. So call!
- We even on a date didn't go!
- Dating is for twenty years... Forty years once married.

- Good for you, uncle Bob, at least you're a woman decided, and I'm here rushing.
- So you choose, but not to rush! Over, say, Sofia is the cucumber. And Eleanor is a tomato. Here you are what more do you want?
- Lettuce planed, right?

- Uncle Boris, Yes you take off a normal apartment! Enough on gold to wither...
- Well, Yes, there has accumulated a little...
And the style you need to change! And I think that your sneakers are seen as the Olympic bear in the sky flew away.
- What do you know... Fashion, it is cyclical.

- You count uncle Boris, a snake, huh?
- What is it? Not agreed to the dinner?
Agreed. She filed for divorce on the sly. Vaughn sent a summons... a Goat!
- Women... <...>
- Here's sheep!
Serpent, goat, sheep... you Love her...

- Miss her?
- I think you can get back to it...
To think in chess is necessary in love, we must act!

For love is something we must fight!
- How? His face stuff, or what?
- Why just the face of that? Once to begin to scare, and then how to go...

Unfortunately, the negative dynamics. And if this trend continues, it will have to take serious measures.
Is it so veiled that we in the ass.
- What are you listening to her?
- Yes, so hard... Out of your ass is not particularly audible.

In Moscow you have to be like watermelon seeds. You ate, and you came out unharmed.