Character: Boris Leonidovich (uncle Bob)

When man loses something very important, it goes through five stages of adoption are inevitable. Denial, anger, trades, and depression. Well then just acceptance.

How could you with me to say goodbye and my feelings to care?
He can wait. You were thirty? Crawl me in forty-five.

- Boris Leonidovich, all right?
- Yes, that's all as ordered. Twenty boxes. I'm on the night is another film shielding. Tomorrow at the wedding, as e... fucking your hundred thousand in the air - very nice! But it is a pity. Could the fence be put.

- Is not my Sophia out of my head...
Yeah you don't need new things, new emotions. Now I come to the country, will mount his "Java" as give eighty kilometers and that's it. All bad thoughts about women, about some crows that peck my cherry, then leave...

- A typical woman of Rubens.
- Whose? She, Rubens is? Armenian, Yes?
- I mean her shape!
Yes... Beautiful as manti. We in Bishkek all small and skinny. Grabbed, stole, married, how romantic! And with it, what to do? I do not even know...

Would a woman like a machine. Haywire - opened the valve cover to see what's going on.

- Now, if you're English is taught at the Institute, would not have to suffer.
And I specifically chose Polish. Was the prospect of finding work in Europe. Who knew that the poles themselves will be looking for such a prospect?

Russian woman like a wild horse. With mounts will not mount.

- I after yesterday's Dating the strength.
- What you last did to her?
- The "C" starts on the KS ends.
- What, on a first date? <...> Generation! Here is no shortage of all devalued, even love! In my time in three days stood in a queue!
For sex, Yes?
- For jeans, and you... Ugh!

- I'll say this: strength of materials easier to understand than Valentina.
- What is there to understand something? Valentina wedding dress tried on? So, want to get married. So call!
- We even on a date didn't go!
- Dating is for twenty years... Forty years once married.

- Good for you, uncle Bob, at least you're a woman decided, and I'm here rushing.
- So you choose, but not to rush! Over, say, Sofia is the cucumber. And Eleanor is a tomato. Here you are what more do you want?
- Lettuce planed, right?

- Uncle Boris, Yes you take off a normal apartment! Enough on gold to wither...
- Well, Yes, there has accumulated a little...
And the style you need to change! And I think that your sneakers are seen as the Olympic bear in the sky flew away.
- What do you know... Fashion, it is cyclical.

- You count uncle Boris, a snake, huh?
- What is it? Not agreed to the dinner?
Agreed. She filed for divorce on the sly. Vaughn sent a summons... a Goat!
- Women... <...>
- Here's sheep!
Serpent, goat, sheep... you Love her...

- Miss her?
- I think you can get back to it...
To think in chess is necessary in love, we must act!