TV show: Open MIC

Superstitions amuse me. Palms itch - this is money. Naturally, everyone knows: ekzama is a disease of millionaires. Even more amusing is the belief of our people that if something is rhymed, then it is so. Who

I divorced. And there is such a problem: I don’t know what to do with the ring that was left after the divorce. I tried to destroy it, but there is not a single volcano in Moscow. My girlfriend found him recently and says: Why

I’m fine with self-esteem and I’m even interested when girls complain that they don’t have sex. I don't understand. You just register in any dating application - that's it! After that, you can not have sex only if you dodge like in the Matrix.

I recently learned how to behave if a person fell on the rails in the subway. It turns out that you need to explain to him that he must lie face down, or very quickly move away towards the tunnel, where the first car stops. But in no case should you pull it out by the hand. And as it turned out, very few people know this information. And it's terrible! Because I don't want to be the only person on the platform who knows about it. How does it look in the eyes of others from the outside? The poor fellow pulls your hand, and you're like: I

I noticed that your parents want you to suffer. You were just born, lying down, getting high, and they are like this: Not

I often lend money, although I do not like to do this. And most often I am asked for a loan by these dubious acquaintances, who, in a promise to return the money, begin to use alloys. Here it is: Bro

The World Health Organization (WHO) has declared that all people from eighteen to forty-five are now young people. And so sorry for that, because I'm nineteen! I am the youth. I just don’t understand yet how I can treat the same social group with a vape and a mzhik who has a photo where he sits and compares the size of mushrooms and a pack of cigarettes.

Now I am getting higher education. I study remotely. For you to understand, distance learning is when the teacher fights for your attention, but it can be curtailed.

I've been married twice and here's my advice to you girls: never ask a man to buy something delicious. My husband brought me a mistress.

I noticed that the value of mashed potatoes increases if you make waves with a spoon. No one likes a calm puree.

I feel sorry for the fish from the TV show Dialogues

Don't you think it's been too long for milk to acknowledge its death? Look: in fact, the milk should already be dead, but it is like this: No,

Now no one needs intelligence, now everyone does not care about your knowledge. What difference does it make what you distinguish - tsya and - tsya, if it has never helped you what to do in your life? Get fucked.

There are no special traditions in my family. Therefore, from generation to generation, we simply pass on life to each other.