TV show: Open MIC. Page 2

All this eco-marketing is pure absurdity. I saw an advertisement here for washing powder, which if you use it for a year, you can save about a hundred trees. First of all, I don't understand how to save trees by washing. Probably the same as hitting AIDS with a bike ride. Purely nominally somehow. And, secondly, I remember on a sortie I got lost, I went out of the forest for four hours and I answer you: these trees are up to the ass!

The other day I got an ad on WhatsUpp for a night alcohol delivery. And I was finally convinced that this ban on the night sale of bullshit in general. Like Lenin at the subbotnik. It doesn't work at all.

layers?

Recently I learned that the sun's rays age people faster. Now I understand why the classmates who sit by the window are always a little older than other classmates.

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I don't understand why, if an apartment in the ad costs 35,000 rubles and I have 35,000 rubles, why can't I give 35,000 rubles and live there? Why on the first day I have to pay for the first month, for the last month, bail, prologue, epilogue, obituary? It seems to me that in the nineties people with a soldering iron in their ass gave less. Another fifty percent commission to the realtor, and you transfer money to him, and there is also a commission from the bank, because he has issued a card for himself in RoscosNadoibank, where is the cashback for barley.

Girls, please applaud those who like to receive flowers. I love you very much, but as you are with them ... Constantly you need to wear these stupid flowers. What are you, the grave of Yura Khoy? You are generally aware that we are taking away from the planet much more than it can renew. We have eco debt for a year and a half. Plant the cucumbers. They will bloom - you will smell it. Grow up - eat.

statistics!

A funeral is a ceremony. In this regard, I like the culture of other countries more. For example, in Bali it is a holiday, because it is believed that a person goes to the best world. Everyone is crying. When a person dies in Tyumen, everyone also cries. They cry because they are not.

Have you ever wondered at what age women start crying during a drinking song? It seems to me that it is about the same when the men from laughter to cough turns.

Yalta!

There are somehow too many holidays in Russia. I like the fact that we only take carbon monoxide holidays from other countries. Like St. Patrick's Day? Wrap up! Xs, what is it, but I'll put on a hat! Clover? Respect? Halloween? Welcome to Russia! Immediately after Caroling, we note. I'm tired of weekends and holidays, even though I don't even work.

It seems to me that in our country it is difficult to be a cool biker, because nine months a year you are just a man with long hair.

Sometimes I fall asleep under the TV and I dream of everything that happens on the screen. Recently I fell asleep under the Male / Female program and woke up with a roommate, all battered.