TV show: Open MIC. Page 3

Most of my tattoos are the result of the mistakes of my youth. For example, for some reason I was sure that my girlfriend and I would be together forever and that her name was Natasha.

auntie. Auntie? I decided that I would never give up my seat on the bus again in my life. Better to be a bitch than auntie. On the other hand, it may be my own fault. Probably, at 21 you shouldn't wear a muskrat hat.

ethics. While the title was being spoken, the lesson ended. We never got to ethics. We grew up as very religious but immoral children.

The same lists, they don't motivate at all! Lists of debtors at the entrance who do not pay for communal services are more motivated, because the money has to work. These lists are much more interesting to read than Forbes. You look: first place - owes three hundred thousand. Wow! I want to hear his story!

lost!

love!

All these documentaries about how our climate will change in a hundred years, how bad it will be ... I don't understand how they should motivate me. What difference does it make to me what will happen in a hundred years? It's like I'm being asked to clean my hotel room before leaving. This is not necessary at all. I always have this principle in hotels: if I can't take this robe with me, you won't be able to wash it.

will! Or like Rogozin, rather that missiles are missiles, but it is better to call the priest to launch.

I got a tattoo a few years ago, I'm very happy, but my parents were upset. They say you look like a prisoner now. And this is the film on my hand. What exactly do you need to do in prison to get you filmed? Kill for a spoiler?

I am now afraid of this zeal for opinion leaders. I did not understand when more than five subscribers became the reason to broadcast their thoughts. Previously, for this it was necessary to enter the square in an armored car. You just pumped up a loaf. What the fuck are you an influencer? I really miss the times when female insta posted their fitness success. Why are you talking? Emoji has been around for a long time. There are shrimps, eggplant, a car ... What else do you want, I don't know.

I have had a peculiar relationship with medicine for a long time, my mother is a doctor. All my childhood she dragged me around the doctor so that the outpatient card would contain more entries that I was not suitable for the army. In the end, by the age of eighteen I was stupidly completely cured that I could overtake the groove with side steps. As a result, I did not go into the army without effort and ingenuity. I didn't want to go there, and they couldn't catch up with me.

Women are quite sensitive to food. But only to the one they have prepared. Have you ever been accused of eating on the side? When you come home, you see this face and the question: "Have you eaten somewhere? Did Natasha feed you? And you reply: "Yes, we fucked, but not a gram, not a crumb. All on an empty stomach!"

carry! The name is still strange - a hospital ... They took the good from the word Nice and added pain to it. With pain, everything is clear, what's wrong with Nice? Is that European prices!

Caucasians in Russia are not particularly allowed into clubs until now. And since Caucasians are proud and purposeful people, they solved this problem in their own way. They open their own clubs, but since none of these people were inside the club, the result is hookah bars.