Las Vegas [Theme]

Today is the last day in the history of the United States of America! And tomorrow - and all mankind! When viewed from the Milky Way, we will all turn into a tiny cloud of smoke! The earth is beginning to crumble right before my eyes! The giant ash cloud of this super-volcano will first cover Las Vegas, then St. Louis, then Chicago, and then, friends, and in Washington, the lights will finally go out forever! And remember, you learned this from Charlie! Wish you could see what I see! It is a pity that you are not with me by my side! [addressing the volcano] Yes, baby, tear it to the fullest! And don't forget, friends, the first time you learned about this from Charlie!