Author of quotes: Jim Gaffigan

In Stockholm I took the children in a ship Museum, a Museum Vase. It was a naval Museum, but there was only one ship, so it's more of a vehicular garage. But the ship of "Vase", sank on its first voyage in the Bay of Stockholm in the early XVIII century. And there is nothing good, but it is the main attraction of Sweden. In many countries, the main attraction is the miracles of the construction type of the Opera House in Sydney or the Eiffel tower, but the Swedes said, "But our ship, which sank. That's why we assemble the furniture".

Las Vegas therefore called "sin City" - there's also hot as hell.

I'm not a romantic, but I wanted them to be. There are moments when it's quite obvious. I travel often, speaking with stand-up. I performed a concert in Cologne, Germany, and before the show I was walking on the bridge over the Rhine river, and walking through it, I saw hundreds of locks on the bridge, and on each castle was initials, and it turned out that the pair have set up the castle as a symbol of their relationship. I looked at it and thought, "Perfect! Love is better emphasizes the rusty lock hanging over dirty water."

I didn't know what Appendix. The doctor told me that scientists don't even know what an Appendix. Even scientists do not know why you need it! I heard and said, "God, Appendix Kardashian style". Think about it - it's a mystery to all. But some of us are causing unbearable pain.

Unmade shirt last joy fat. You can see the guy with the shirt on the issue and think: "He probably was in a hurry? He dresses in simple?" But you know, someone very close to him saw him dressed in shirt and said, "do Not. unpleasant to watch. You better not end up dressed". The shirt on the issue as a male bra with pads: underneath it is a surprise that you do not like.

Don't know what's more exhausting about being a parent need to get up early or always and everywhere to act like you know what you are doing.