Jim Gaffigan. (№ 379185)

I'm not a romantic, but I wanted them to be. There are moments when it's quite obvious. I travel often, speaking with stand-up. I performed a concert in Cologne, Germany, and before the show I was walking on the bridge over the Rhine river, and walking through it, I saw hundreds of locks on the bridge, and on each castle was initials, and it turned out that the pair have set up the castle as a symbol of their relationship. I looked at it and thought, "Perfect! Love is better emphasizes the rusty lock hanging over dirty water."