Jim Gaffigan. (№ 379189)

In museums the paintings speak to us what art is good. Our opinion here means nothing. With everyone in the Museum, they are treated like children. "Don't touch anything! Nobody touch anything!" I kind of wasn't going to, but I do now. Everyone is talking in a subdued tone.
- Show respect, we will now look at the work of a madman. He painted it after he cut off his ear.
- Why are we whispering? Van Gogh died. Even if he were alive, he would have not heard.