Movie: Once in Vegas (What Happens in Vegas)

I have a feeling! It's called nausea!

This town built on excess and bad decisions. In Vegas shouldn't be allowed to marry.

By night I may be wanted at some point to get married out of spite. And you were supposed to say "Hey! What are you doing? Isn't it time for me to intervene?"
Really? I at this time in his bag vomit. So...

I haven't had sex in forever! And I need sex. I am the master of sex! Sex increases self-esteem. I can't live without sex.
Really? You don't say. Exactly.

- To be honest, I was fired. So cheers to that.
- And dumped me. So, drink up.
- I said that I was fired the boss, he's the father?
- I said I arranged a surprise birthday for my fiance and he threw me in front of our friends, who were hiding in the apartment?
Wow! Okay, you win.

- I think it's time to set a date...
- Are you planning to make a plan?

A very smart guy. Asshole, but smart.

- We should consider our plans for the evening.
- Do you have a plan to make a plan?

I've been out of the game. If you don't play not to lose...

Joy and I were very briefly acquainted before we were married... What can I say?! Then, you know, you know!

- You understand, you're like a son to me...
- Dad, I am your son...

What do the evil temptress? They seduce... Insidious way.

- Jack, what happened to you?!
- I fell.
- Fell?!
- Yeah, fell and hit the doorknob.
- ?
- 2 times.

You fall in love with your wife, you idiot!