Character: Jack Fuller

I haven't had sex in forever! And I need sex. I am the master of sex! Sex increases self-esteem. I can't live without sex.
Really? You don't say. Exactly.

- To be honest, I was fired. So cheers to that.
- And dumped me. So, drink up.
- I said that I was fired the boss, he's the father?
- I said I arranged a surprise birthday for my fiance and he threw me in front of our friends, who were hiding in the apartment?
Wow! Okay, you win.

- We should consider our plans for the evening.
- Do you have a plan to make a plan?

I've been out of the game. If you don't play not to lose...

Joy and I were very briefly acquainted before we were married... What can I say?! Then, you know, you know!

- You understand, you're like a son to me...
- Dad, I am your son...

- Jack, what happened to you?!
- I fell.
- Fell?!
- Yeah, fell and hit the doorknob.
- ?
- 2 times.

Don't let it hit by a bus. Or knocked down. It does not matter.

My hobby is to live for her. What else? Listen. I like to listen to what she says. I just live for her... This is important. It's my main interests... Her candles smell awesome!