Author of quotes: Adam Sandler

To enjoy life at any age.

Honestly, family is the only thing I'm really proud of.

Comedy is a very capricious lady. When she ignores you for months, depression is provided.

I have a microphone and you don't have, so you have to listen to all the stuff that I carry.

Golf is a very funny activity. Idiots in stupid pants on their fat Asses hilarious seriously the bullet of the ball.

How can I manage a company if their own life can not control?!

Night to be a dad is a pleasure to peek into the nursery to admire his sleeping angels. Unfortunately, in the morning, girls have a nasty habit of waking up...

The house we have a huge. Pool the size of lake, and the Grand staircase - from the ski slope. There you can easily get lost. But my wife said, "Want!" and I bought this monster.

Don't like to read. When sitting on a book, I can't shake the feeling that at this very moment missing out on something very important in real life.

If the talk show is not called at least a dozen women whom slept recently, in Hollywood you are immediately deemed gay. Yes, if I was really gay, just talking about it would!

Everything I do in the movie, has by and large have one goal: to amuse a couple of my friends.

When my pocket money on a gun shot do not let me to Las Vegas!

After laser vision correction the first time I clearly saw in the mirror his face was horrified, "God, what a freak!"

My dad was not the ideal hot - tempered, intolerant. But he taught me one important thing: family is important in life. If someone close to you needs help, drop everything and help, than can, and can't.