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I remind myself that I myself am a purebred American. But thank God not from Texas. In Texas, people shoot first and then ask who pressed the doorbell.
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MegaMozg 10-04-2024 / 04:18
- After death, the corpse turns black, however, blacks have nothing to turn black.
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Viker 31-10-2023 / 13:02
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Quote Explanation: Conversation by Dr. Goebbels after Campbell's staged play, which glorified German soldiers in their fight against the Jews.
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Viker 31-10-2023 / 13:02
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Quote Explanation: There is a description of the shelling of Dresden and this is how he imagines the bodies of the dead to himself and others. Perhaps by comparing the dead with huge fried grasshoppers, the author is trying to reduce the horror of those times, instilling in anyone who is faced only with the concept of the word war.
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Viker 31-10-2023 / 13:01
The OddisS group gets into minecraft, and Pavel Shuvaev walks, singing: Fox Witch
He went, hanged himself - and now there was no one.
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Viker 15-08-2022 / 11:33
“Yeah,” the deputy FES continued to fuck up, shooting back from the skeleton, “really! he remarked sarcastically, pointing at their "home."
I would like to die on Mars - but not from hitting the surface.
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MegaMozg 24-05-2021 / 17:18
“Awful idea! I tried it once - it didn't work.
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Viker 29-04-2021 / 11:22
- I know.
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MegaMozg 13-04-2021 / 21:48
- Or ... you live fast!
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MegaMozg 13-04-2021 / 21:36
- ... Just hang up.
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MegaMozg 16-09-2020 / 22:12
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- To torture people for hours is inhumane! Half an hour is enough.
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MegaMozg 16-09-2020 / 22:06
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- We're going to have to torture you.
- Why? She trembled. - What will it give?
"Quite a lot," the bishop said. - Or you can't stand the pain and admit that you're a witch. Or you will endure the pain, and it will prove that during the torture the devil deprived your body of sensitivity, which means that you are a witch.
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MegaMozg 16-09-2020 / 22:03
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You go, and I'll stay here... Need someone to catch your cold dead body falling from the stairs.
Come on, I promise to throw you a nice funeral.
Quote Explanation: The Novel "My Hollywood History"
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Viker 22-05-2020 / 07:49
