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Teach Latin. In hell with no one in English will not talk.

Not all men are annoying some are dead.

If you love something, let it go. It. Out of the basement.

I was starting to enjoy the idea of private schools. If only I had the time to study in a place like this, who knows what would of happened to me. Perhaps instead of a simple expert on blood spatter, who slips out at night to kill without remorse, I would have become a doctor, a physicist or even a Senator, slip at night to kill without remorse. Very sad to think about the lost opportunities.

Death isnt the best thing to joke with, but I have a pure sense of humor.
Death is not the best joke you can. But I have a bad sense of humor

- I'm hungry!
- Then eat your nose.

Sorry for that bout of black humor, a fleeting refuge from the nightmare.

Three percent of all new homes built specifically for retirees. They are called coffins.

Every night many mongrels die needlessly from the cold. Every night many homeless people die hungry. All I want to say: this wouldn't have happened in Korea.

My friend in childhood had asthma. Once for a joke I hid his inhaler. He had already caught his breath from laughing!

My grandfather always said, "When in the room are girls, need to get up". So he lost his disability benefits.

You know, my first wife was from Thailand. What? It's not funny! It's a sad story! She died! Cancer of the testicles.

Grandma, please tell me you maybe hurry up? We have, then there's still time... But you, in my opinion, not very.

Know guessed girl on your birthday? To birthday was every day. Two months later, the girl grew old and died.