TV series: Two broke girls Two broke girls (2 Broke Girls)

- On Tinder I want to have 78 guys. Oh, 79! 80!
How long have you been on Tinder?
Ten minutes!

- Hey, Earl. Hi, Caroline.
Hey, the reason for the counseling sessions.

This are big changes!
Without you there would be boring.
- No, Max. Han here, as the art of, forever!

I go to the toilet itch, there eggs on the stove. Them three minutes to cook, and I have a five-minute date with is swimsuits in the magazine "Sport".

- Girls, can do something for me?
- You know the drill. Not for you, not you and certainly not us!

And you haven't dated since Ben Affleck was the best!

- Max, when I die, I don't care who is at my funeral, as long as you were there.
- Of course, I'll be there. The murderer always comes to the funeral to throw off the cops.

If there's anything I've learned in life, it's that nothing's more flammable than my dreams.

Wow, damn, how'd you get them?
Turned Caroline into a whore.

- He's going to ask me out. Asked how far I live, how many complete.
- If a man waits until you cum, hold on to him.

- One day she'll come for you in the dark, maybe with a knife.
- And cut off your testicles, one or both.

No, I'm not Kim Kardashian, I honestly earn.

I once had a cat. He was a badass. He was black with a very busy personal life. Wait, so this is me telling about myself.

- Excuse me, I hear you ask, would someone take a cat. I'd love to.
Really? We have a cat.
- Whoa-whoa-whoa, slow down. First, a couple of questions. Smoke?
Yes.
- Drink?
Yes.
- Use?
- Well, sometimes.
- Forget cat. I take?