Character: Caroline Channing
- Max, where have you been all night?! I had to watch Carson and cry, "They're still talking into the void!"
- Spent the night at Becky on the couch, which, believe it or not, store-bought new furniture!
Oh, so you had a good time? Strange, because you were separated in childhood. Nice. Nice. Nice that it's so nice.
- Uh-uh... What does that mean?
I just thought we... never mind.
- Oh, no, please!
- You know, I thought we were exclusive, for lack of a better word.
Is the word "monogamy"? We're monogamous friendship? What's the big deal?! And you had friends before me.
5 Season 10 Series
№ 333214 Added
MegaMozg 13-07-2018 / 14:05
Oh, rent! Again-great! When this thing is going to be filled?
2 Season 19 Series
№ 321235 Added
MegaMozg 28-03-2018 / 09:02
- I got Claire on the phone.
- And that lands in the Hudson?
- She wants to make a couple changes. What is it?
Tell her I hate her. No, wait! I'll tell you! Love to talk with smart person. Give me the phone!
- Max, beg - one thousand three hundred dollars.
- Yes, she is crazy! She had a giant cake out of which POPs a psychiatrist!
Quote Explanation: The girl ordered a cake for my wedding and constantly changes his choice.
3 Season 21 Series
№ 320147 Added
MegaMozg 27-03-2018 / 13:58
- Max, how's the cake?
- This bride is crazy! She changed her mind right in the process of produmyvanie!
Quote Explanation: The bride is constantly changing choice.
3 Season 21 Series
№ 320144 Added
MegaMozg 27-03-2018 / 13:55
Wow! Modern mixers are so expensive! I thought, in the supermarket there will be many, and much cheaper. That we can't afford.
- And how much they should cost?
I don't know. I'm just not used to looking at the price tags. I usually poke frown - and all purchased.
1 Season 10 Series
№ 318531 Added
MegaMozg 02-03-2018 / 23:11
- You do know that the fridge, not a bomb shelter? Get out and tear his ass on the British flag!
- I am ashamed, Max.
- For what?! He's abandoned you!
- I am ashamed because I'm a waitress. He remembers me billionaire in the mansion. And now I'm a waitress in the fridge...
- So, when you have the whole day sitting in his pile of stock and others you scrubbing toilets - you can be proud of? And when you do for a living - it means shame?
Quote Explanation: The ex-boyfriend of Caroline William dumped her as soon as he learned that she had no money.
1 Season 5 Series
№ 318529 Added
MegaMozg 02-03-2018 / 23:09
- Caroline, sounds like the first rule of our cafe?
Not to say that the meat is fake?
- Hush! If you see it, it's real.
Not to say that the shrimp out of the trunk of your friend?
- He lays the blanket out there!
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MegaMozg 12-02-2018 / 20:03
- He's going to ask me out. Asked how far I live, how many complete.
- If a man waits until you cum, hold on to him.
3 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:01
- One day she'll come for you in the dark, maybe with a knife.
- And cut off your testicles, one or both.
3 Season 4 Series
№ 269256 Added
MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:00
- Excuse me, I hear you ask, would someone take a cat. I'd love to.
Really? We have a cat.
- Whoa-whoa-whoa, slow down. First, a couple of questions. Smoke?
Yes.
- Drink?
Yes.
- Use?
- Well, sometimes.
- Forget cat. I take?
3 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 13:03
Who the hell is this?
- Our new upstairs neighbor. Earl, tell me she looks like a prostitute?
Well, I'm not one of those who judge a book by its cover, but if it were a book, then other books would pay for sex with her.
Quote Explanation: We are talking about Sophie (neighbor Max and Caroline)
1 Season 14 Series
№ 253812 Added
MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 12:38
- Here, give her the coupons.
- Coupons?
- Yes, these.
- Max, do you use coupons? Didn't know about it.
- You look at me like I'm in the show "to Catch a pedophile".
Quote Explanation: Max and Caroline at the store.
1 Season 13 Series
№ 253811 Added
MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 12:38
- Laugh, I need only sell one of them [one of the rings] and I'll buy us a new stove. Do you know what kind of stove do we need?
- Ah, Yes. You're not the only one with a stash. This is blue star. Like the rings, only a plate. Purple. Yes, it's purple. This is a race car plates. It's cool. So awesome, I karaoke change the lyrics from purple rain to purple range.
Great, we'll buy it.
- Uh, we can't afford to buy it. Too expensive. It can only dream of. This is kitchen porn.
1 Season 12 Series
№ 253801 Added
MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 12:37
- Quite a festive corridor. It looks like Santa has sent his naughty elves be checked at venereologist.
- Here because of these reviews we almost threw in the first round. Good thing I corrected your profile.
- What was wrong?
- You asked work in a sex shop Santa. Max, this does not happen.
- Tell that to my vibrator in the shape of a Lollipop.
Max...
- I call him a lifesaver.
1 Season 10 Series
№ 253750 Added
MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 12:36
Oh my God, your lips.
- Break it up. I can smell the sex from across the room.
1 Season 9 Series
№ 253742 Added
MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 12:35
