Character: Johnny

- Don't you think we fit together, do you? But it is, Frankie. We fit like peas in a pod, like a lock and a key.
- I'm not sure I'm thrilled with where your key has been.

- I don't know. My victims have the money, and it's an obvious bandit. Power can be bought with money, so I took a very precious, more precious than human life and cost of the murder.
That's my warehouse.
Wow. Maybe easier for us to show that stolen recently?
- Mevis get a report of the theft last week! I'm sorry, the receptionist probably moved...
- Good sense of humor. You fill the garage with backside on the front? As for the dishwasher, then look for only the extreme shelving, it is already easier.
- Not much. We don't know what is valuable, what killed Barney. Silverware, appliances, electronics. Yes, there are values on two hundred thousand. Such insurance wouldn't cover. About look, drive with Crazy. Funny show. And this ball. Well, graphics card. Why did you steal this?
- My dream is to visit Paris.
Is a beautiful city. Next time bring a snow globe, and this is Seattle and the Space needle, not the Eiffel tower, weirdo.

- You see what he's doing. [escaping from the police on the convertible slashed the tires on the thorn and began to run away on the discs at a speed of 4 km/h] Okay, stop making him miserable. Overtake and brake.
- What's the matter officer?!
- Johnny Dee, get drunk in bars and going out with strippers.
- What can I say, help the state earn.
And take for yourself? Here is an idiot. Despite the obvious stupidity you're robbed... But there's a little bad news.
Oh, come on. From whom I take it and steal - insured. And the news is I get to see Tiffany?

- The will of God.
- So.
- Our God. Yours and mine.
- Correctly.
And God is cruel.
- Absolutely.
- You know, for a child you have a very ill principles.

These days, kids don't like stories that begin with the words: "When I was young".

You know what my problem is? If I get a chance to think about it, I will definitely use it.

- Get on your knees and tell me you love me!
- ... I love You!
- You'll have to do it better.
- I LOVE YOU!

- You see, life has a very bitter taste.
You think so? And I'm not... it All depends on what you want it to.

I'm no hippie. I'm an honest blogger.

- Are you going to drink my blood?
Classic human paranoia. In the blood besides cholesterol, what is not mixed!

Wow! And bat you in the Nude or turn the skin separately?

- What are you doing here, my little Midge? And I escorted our young friend.
- More like the removal of the body, right?
Ha ha ha! With a great sense of humor!

- And what about the garlic is that true?
- Yes, I have an Allergy to it.
- A wooden stake?
- And you wait with a stake in the heart.

- Is he mimicking me?
- No, you, he...
- Your nephew, the Johnnystein.
- I have no relatives.
- Don't you remember? The sixth thirteenth cousin aunt.
- From the right hand...
- If your arm could talk, it would tell us the story that its first owner was the brother...
- And that one spouse. Her execution
- For killing pigs.
- Am I in relationship with sinopica?! And that, cool!