Cartoon: Transylvania (Hotel Transylvania)



- Building stronger "chump". Only, please, "a fire not to breed".
- I told you that the Inquisition bonfires here to breed?
№ 348108   Added MegaMozg 28-10-2018 / 02:13
- And if you get to the journalist and ask whose is this cottage?
- Who will ask the chief? Masterbaiter?
№ 311926   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:40
As our gate lost citizens every year.
№ 311925   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:39
So, remember the best tombs that you built, and do the opposite.
№ 311924   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:38
- Are you going to drink my blood?
Classic human paranoia. In the blood besides cholesterol, what is not mixed!
Quote Explanation: answer number 2
№ 311923   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:37
Wow! And bat you in the Nude or turn the skin separately?
№ 311922   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:36
- What are you doing here, my little Midge? And I escorted our young friend.
- More like the removal of the body, right?
Ha ha ha! With a great sense of humor!
№ 311921   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:35
- And what about the garlic is that true?
- Yes, I have an Allergy to it.
- A wooden stake?
- And you wait with a stake in the heart.
№ 311920   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:34
- Is he mimicking me?
- No, you, he...
- Your nephew, the Johnnystein.
- I have no relatives.
- Don't you remember? The sixth thirteenth cousin aunt.
- From the right hand...
- If your arm could talk, it would tell us the story that its first owner was the brother...
- And that one spouse. Her execution
- For killing pigs.
- Am I in relationship with sinopica?! And that, cool!
№ 311919   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:33
- ...forget about me and mommy's kisses.
- Dad, I'll marry someday, won't I remain here forever.
- How?! Why?! You're still his baby fangs!
№ 311918   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:32
Who ran over me, that my ass saw!
№ 311917   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:31
- Dad, it was only a kiss.
- Who gave you permission to kiss?!
- Dad, enough with your permission, I'm not 83. Can kiss and you can go anywhere you want.
Quote Explanation: Dracula fighting with my daughter
№ 311916   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:30
Wait, you want me to pick up the trail? No-no-no-no-no, I'm a hundred years the marks did not take. Do you have any idea how many diapers I changed? Any scent will discourage.
Quote Explanation: asked Dracula
№ 311915   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:29
- And who will behave, I will give gnaw a bone cook!
Please, uncle DRAC!
№ 311914   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:28
- Frankie! The old miser! Still ride in the mail car?
[in parts Packed in a pile of suitcases] - but not in this case. I have aerophobia. When you think that the plane can be a fire...
- We know. "Fire bad!" looked.
№ 311913   Added MegaMozg 22-12-2017 / 19:27