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- Would be better met in the Louvre, like last time. I do not like cemeteries.
- Do you have a reason.
- What are you implying?
Too many came here on your mercy. That and look, will you meet someone from old friends. And dead people are vindictive.
- Gloomy your jokes.

- The bullet out of the barrel straight in the barrel.
- Pulmonary trunk. Medical humor.
- The best jokes are the ones that need to explain.

On TV the other day, I
Vintage Comedy
Watched. Laughed, and then
I suddenly thought about how
All who played in the movie
Actually died a long time ago...

Heh... The Humor! Great! Everyone loves witty doctors in the hour.

Yes, you count yourself: beautiful, clever, with sense of humor. Also kind, affectionate and loving. And no signing me here! As said in my country: "Yes choke the blood of those who doubt our love of peace, for the mercy of our ruthless."

- Meet Vladimir, my boss.
- Very nice, Hello.
Is Oleg.
- It's nice.
- And... uh... boys.
Nikita... [no reaction] Daty chtol?
- Finally in the shit.
Yes.
- Dead simple.

- You are too precious for words. Why, I could just eat you alive.
- Oh, no, Margaret. Too young.
- I love you. I could eat you!
- No, Margaret. He is still too young.

- "Uncle Niknak''s winter wardrobe."
- "Uncle Niknak''s summer wardrobe."
- "Uncle Niknak."
Winter closet uncle Niknak.
- Summer closet uncle Niknak.
- Uncle Niknak.

- And yet, sir, how old are you in aviation?
Drinking, very much.
And this flight, what the account in your life?
- The same as in yours, Drinkins. Last.

- Sir, what is you doing?
- Sawing a grenade, son.
But she explodes!
- Well, I got one too.

- But let us drink Drinking.
- Sir, let's cheers.
Drinking, we're crazy. Let me say a toast. For us - for those who are at sea.
- What's sea?
- How? You forgot, Drinkins? We fall into the ocean.

Drinking, and want to hear a joke?
- Yes, sir.
- The plane was flying. Broken turbine. He fell and crashed. Funny, Drinkins?
- No, sir.
- But about us.

I saw the old man was hit by a train.
He didn't see it due to heavy rain.
He did not hear my cry: "Beware of the train!"
Because I said nothing.
I just thought, "Oh, be sad."
And guess.
I'm a genius.
I saw an old man get hit by a train.
He didn't see it in the pouring rain.
He didn't hear me shout "Look out for the train",
Cause I didn't say anything.
I just thought to myself: "Oh, this is gonna be sad".
And it was.
I am a genius.

Hometown. For me, it's Berlin. I was born to Berlin remains Berlin, and thank God for what I berlinka!
Berlin. The island in the middle of Germany. Resting at the Berlin humor. Sharp, dry jokes mixed in with "gallows humor". This humor is by nature tragic because it is not felt neither respect nor sympathy talking to himself. Berlin dialect belongs to the most colourful, imaginative and daring languages.