Author of quotes: Leonid Filatov

I've been alone here I stand
At the porch on edge,
Wait till you're done
Meeting your own!..

You're not hurt, then be angry,
- We to you tea, not tea!
Well, going to geosites,
- I will go in the snout by accident!
About you, about the scoundrel
Glory already in Cherepovets!
You all the people in the soul
Spit in my face!

Thought, thought,
nothing came up.
went to the Baba-Yaga
Bone leg.
And that in the groves
collects herbs.
saw the General,
leaped right up to the Urals,
Yes, thought better of it
and returned
how to be worse
did not turn around.

A viewer asks, not without interest,
What tells this play?
Yes, all the same, the viewer, all about
How good is fighting with evil.
And people are saying: we are not persuaded,
That supposedly good everywhere wins
In everyday life. Yes! That - Yes, then Yes:
Good doesn't win ever.
But in fairy tales for that age
Good always wins out.
And the spectator says: a tale annoying
What life she does not reflect.
But I have also the objection:
Why in the hell you is the reflection?
Honest to God, a sin we have in the homeland
Look at the reflection stage of life.
You life stories to hell
See from your own window.
Of course, in the play a lot of flaws,
And the author, as you can see, not Chekhov,
But what always attract tale
In fairy tales does not happen of gray paint.
Therefore, trust without fear
Naive and stupid this tale,
Where, though the question is an edge,
But it always ends good!

Play death - a very bad omen,
And I, miserable fool, I forgot about it.
The main concern for the Creator
Did not play in role to the end.
Too I skillfully pretended to be
And overworked and overdone.
In the pursuit of naturalness I
Crossed the border of existence.
And the audience, though hurt himself in a cake -
No respect for the death of fun.
You can bring a crowd to tears
Only in the case when you die seriously.

Here on television appear at times people with "heart" and meaningless smiles, all the work which is to dim ad functions rooms.

Actor coming on stage with a humorous number, always finds out: how many people in the hall? And calm down if he knew that much. An actor needs laughter, loud laughter, lots of laughter! Then he himself works easily, it is elegant, expressive, precise, and he hears the breathing of the audience.

Well,-Ko, my wife, come on
Table set for my husband!
Get me out of the oven
Porwnanie loaf!
Pour vigorously boiling
Fatter Yes pogoda,-
I Koshchey was skinny
From oversea vegetables!

This same hour, I say,
Going to the altar!
Fight, but how delight
Duck smell the ammonia!

ANTO where are you, villain,
Picked up such ideas
To rivet the FAQ got
For decent people!

What are you, brothers? I'm for you
Lost in the attack eye!
Do you suppose I would dare
Contrary to the masses!

I have it down to the heels
will paint Khokhloma!

He so clumsy,
Duck Isho and eater!..

Oh, and a hole for the order drilled, tolstokorova!