Character: Tartaglia

They have from the capital will not leave. They all without exception love the capital... life.
- Ah, life. I thought it was something else.

Prince head risks? Risk!
- Ah... it turns out that Prince head is at risk? Risk!
Prince, it turns out, head risks? Risk!
- Ah... it turns out that the Prince Lanovoy flirting!

Play death - a very bad omen,
And I, miserable fool, I forgot about it.
The main concern for the Creator
Did not play in role to the end.
Too I skillfully pretended to be
And overworked and overdone.
In the pursuit of naturalness I
Crossed the border of existence.
And the audience, though hurt himself in a cake -
No respect for the death of fun.
You can bring a crowd to tears
Only in the case when you die seriously.

... I am a pot of shit from a Cup of tea
Though with difficulty, but still different!

With some of the more magics you in trouble?
- As you say?..
Well, black or white?
With all sorts: green, red, blue. There is blue magic in your hair I know her inside out.

First zagadochna is very simple: why a camel doesn't eat candy? It is simple, but no one will know, and you Patalaska, too.
- Why the camel doesn't eat candy? Yes, because it has no vitamins!
- And it never was!
- Ah! In! I figured it out. I figured it out. Because a camel does not eat the wool that is not always in pharmacies!
- You have not! And yesterday I threw it away!
- A camel never knew!
- I'm not a camel and lost two kilos!
- Well, wait! Well! Why camel does not eat wool?
I just don't want to!

I don't know, Your Majesty, where are born so lazy?
- Where they are born... You know, where I was born?
- Well, I guess.
- Do you know where? I was born to do.... this... the letter "X"!
- I knew it! Khimki-Hovanskii!
- Nothing like that! The letter "X," here it is, how it... well, Lord, well, you eat flies mosquitoes! Oh! In Florencia!
- Penalosa! Well, what are you actually talking about? Made me laugh! Well how can you say that you were born in this like.... So I'd first have already said and then you thought! Well, how is it that you say that you were born there, in this how to.... You're Ryazan!
- Nothing of the sort! I'm from another village.

Boldly said, and most importantly - on time! Well, really, Your Majesty, States You and pona Parana...... the United States we have... porana... I perestavali, in General, to give advice - nobody. I think it is very, Hey man, I think we have a very large this is a sofa bed. Academician in the academician sits and academics expelled. I would half exiled to the hinterland.

The role of the slave of Adelma, Tatar Princess's rival in the Princess Turandot, takes Lyudmila Maksakova. And the role Selimi, friend's Princess Turandot, Katia takes Raikin. Both, well, nothing your parents do not have and are moving towards our stage on their own.

The role of Calaf, the Prince of the Nogai Tatars, takes Lanovoy Bob! Lanovoy Bob, I said! And not just Bob, and Bob Highness!

Yesterday time gone
I myself seemed crazy,
And now I see ahma!
That the world around has gone mad!
While I was under his power, spell,
Everything in the world is messed up concepts.
The ingenuous, therefore, a nerd,
One enterprising means son of a bitch.
Who plows, watering the ground then
Now we call an idiot
And if he is a patriot
He is a DANGEROUS idiot!