Character: Pantaloon

He was almost on a par with God,
But dripped from heaven, and he's in the shit!..

They have from the capital will not leave. They all without exception love the capital... life.
- Ah, life. I thought it was something else.

Prince head risks? Risk!
- Ah... it turns out that Prince head is at risk? Risk!
Prince, it turns out, head risks? Risk!
- Ah... it turns out that the Prince Lanovoy flirting!

Well, can you imagine a world without jokes?!
Yes, he won't survive without them and the day!..
Don't drop it, brothers, from the accounts
Hurrying to rescue you fools!..

Another clown came out to the kings,
And so life in its back frame
And so the world is, and shame, and honour,
And justice too, in the world!..

All diseases in the world treats laughter,
And he medicines safer for all!

- Well, everything! Go and bring me a rose from the grave of a dead man!
May he rise, none of your business! And now he's alive, you see!!!

In order to get rid of mice, you need them all to drive under the wardrobe, and then quickly saw off the legs! And that's all.

Well, you guys still never guess so I'll tell you straight that Starts with an "e" and ends with "X", it will be a pet of anduh!

First zagadochna is very simple: why a camel doesn't eat candy? It is simple, but no one will know, and you Patalaska, too.
- Why the camel doesn't eat candy? Yes, because it has no vitamins!
- And it never was!
- Ah! In! I figured it out. I figured it out. Because a camel does not eat the wool that is not always in pharmacies!
- You have not! And yesterday I threw it away!
- A camel never knew!
- I'm not a camel and lost two kilos!
- Well, wait! Well! Why camel does not eat wool?
I just don't want to!

I don't know, Your Majesty, where are born so lazy?
- Where they are born... You know, where I was born?
- Well, I guess.
- Do you know where? I was born to do.... this... the letter "X"!
- I knew it! Khimki-Hovanskii!
- Nothing like that! The letter "X," here it is, how it... well, Lord, well, you eat flies mosquitoes! Oh! In Florencia!
- Penalosa! Well, what are you actually talking about? Made me laugh! Well how can you say that you were born in this like.... So I'd first have already said and then you thought! Well, how is it that you say that you were born there, in this how to.... You're Ryazan!
- Nothing of the sort! I'm from another village.

This is why I have him over to give advice? Why me? I now head - the output! Yesterday I was very hard, mental work!

Ladies, you look at the girl. The soul hurts, it really faces no! She wants to get married, and you are that.

Fate plays with us in the "odd" and "even",
Discouragement is executed, and humor cures.
Praise the clowns that are able
Keep us from the poison and loops!..