Author of quotes: Elena Petrova



- Nowhere does it say that girls are allowed to study in the Academy.
- Yes, because they are here just not take! For girls have their own... of the institution.
- Oh, how politically incorrect of you to say such nasty things! You want to talk about it?..
I don't want to talk about it - outraged the rector of the Academy.
- You nedokuchaev, - I said reproachfully. - You want to talk about it with my lawyer?
The man choked and looked at me with a strange mixture of outrage and hopelessness.
№ 349287   Added MegaMozg 08-11-2018 / 16:03
- Oh, don't worry, I'm going to sit quietly like a mouse!
- Like who? - cautiously said the man, slowing down from a low building.
It's the little grey earth sand rat, - I lucidly explained. - Rodent in General. Pest...
№ 292266   Added MegaMozg 29-06-2017 / 17:18
From Daren is a trait which he will not cross. He is a Gray dealer, and will never be a pirate. And with the law and common morality that has nothing to do. So he taught me. There is an internal "right" and "wrong". On them and need to focus...
№ 292265   Added MegaMozg 29-06-2017 / 17:15
Falling in love is a good thing, but marriage is not the most important, - seriously amazing said the Jester. - There is much more important common interests, the ability to have a healthy, smart kids and confidence in the partner. Money can be made, titles to be earned. But if you have no reliable rear and the family - only the name. Beautiful titled a fool will squander the state will not be able to bring up children and fail as a result of man under the executioner's axe of some stupid trick.
№ 292264   Added MegaMozg 29-06-2017 / 17:12
Yes, you count yourself: beautiful, clever, with sense of humor. Also kind, affectionate and loving. And no signing me here! As said in my country: "Yes choke the blood of those who doubt our love of peace, for the mercy of our ruthless."
№ 292263   Added MegaMozg 29-06-2017 / 17:09
Ten minutes before the end of the lesson, the Mortars stopped sparring and caressed my fellow pregnant jellyfish, pleased with their message that the century-old paralytic to cope with this herd of monkeys without breaking a sweat and told that will try to the end of the year the idlers and loafers were able to fight back at least a couple varasteh rats. Or, at worst, run away from them. But the second option is for smart, and he then there is not watching.
In General, a couple of good words boosted the morale of students to unprecedented heights, Yes.
№ 292262   Added MegaMozg 29-06-2017 / 17:06
- I am crazy I will not fight! - cut "Princess Neya". My today once killed on the flight. To climb again in the "Voskresenka" I absolutely do not want. Themselves with him springwise!
And I'm not crazy - I was offended. Already joking around with you...
- Good sense of humor, huh? - narrowed master All of Mortiz, summing me a quick appraising look dark eyes.
- Yeah. Still smart - grimly confirmed me.
- A nightmare combination - seriously agreed the teacher.
№ 292261   Added MegaMozg 29-06-2017 / 17:03
I wonder who to support?
No matter, I'm on now and need to make it enchanting!
So, in arena red clown and black. The second with a chainsaw, but about it nobody knows.
№ 283392   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2017 / 09:47
Hmmm, this is my team? Pair of skinny tanned blond subsidiaries Sitdikov with foxy eyes, the young lady in pink tights and the like tutu, arrogantly with his nose sharp nose, and something dull in black kombeza. Sad is me, if someone does not understand.
№ 283391   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2017 / 09:47