Movie: The Addams Family (The Addams Family)

Arsenic, TNT, axe... fester, we have it all, and so it is!!!

- First mommy kissed daddy, then came the stork and threw in the cabbage diamond, and from it I came to be.
- Our parents, too, will the child... They had sex!

Is your new nanny. What do you say, children?
You should fear. Be very afraid!

This is my doll Marie Antoinette. She was beheaded and I'm going to bury it.

Oh, Fester! Who is the real you: the sickening monster wit that you've become or the loathsome, underhanded monster-wit, whom we loved so much?

Look, fester! The primeval ooze -- quicksand, fumes, toxic waste - it's all ours, fester!

- Look, children, a new Chapter:
- "Chick magnet!"
- "Chick magnet!"

- Love - hate. Hatred is love. It's like my mom.
- But mom I loved. It was an accident!
- This is a very common psychosis. I'm seeing it every day.
- How lucky You are, doctor!

- So, your brother. You drive him away. "Go away! Off with you!"
- And then there is the little black monster.
- Pugsley?
- No, guilt.

- I understand your problem. I can help You. The theory of displacement -- is this familiar?
- No. Quiet?
- Oh, it is too exciting. I will explain.
- Is it unpleasant?
- Monstrous.

Your beloved Muerto. After you left, the vulture was not found. Refused to circle over the corpses ceased to peck out eyes. Here's how much you mean to this family.

Psychopaths. Maniacs. Insane killer. Dirty rotten scoundrels, fester. They were the first. We must not forget them.

Gomez, the Bermuda triangle!
- Devil's island, the black hole of Calcutta.
- Sorry, we now have a second honeymoon...